Funny Joke

[budsmoker only]

i was reading some shit and i read this and started cracking up... hope you will enjoy :jointsmile:

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

[Jaerl]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

[rebgirl420]

hahahahah~!!!!!!!!!

[smoke it]

wow. thats a little too much.

[Nochowderforyou]

Ha ha! That was a good one. :thumbsup:

[make it legal]

hahahahaha

[Frivolous248]

If he beat them up afterward, would that be considered beating up a girl?

[budsmoker only]

^^ haha god damn, that shit blew my mind

[Samwhore]

It wasn't that funny. That had to be one damn good operation though.

[420marijuana420]

um...................ha...ha..........ha:wtf3: :wtf4: :jawdropper: :blueknife:

[smokeblunts3]

lol that joke made me think of the 2 " Garrason's husband died (or w.e he said) and cartman is like well just give the phone to what ever Mr Garrason is calling himself after the sex change. And the guy just like runs out screaming. That was one funny ass episode.:thumbsup:

[budsmoker only]

A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

i just thought this one was pretty funny,