YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN...

[mamma puffpuff420]

i love jeff foxworthy
and his redneck way's

you know ur a redneck when :
you think loading the dishwasher mean's
getting your wife loaded

[mamma puffpuff420]

im sooooo stoned
i meant
u know ur a redneck when
u think loading ur dishwasher mean's
getting ur wife drunk


so sawly

[masterjointsmith]

when theres a pic of you floatin the internet on a tractor with beer guns and a straw hat

(i hope i never find out who released it)

[hello3pat]

I use to love these jokes, but it got old fast along with larry the cable guy's jokes

[PigSnout]

your porch collapses and more than three dogs die.

[Breukelen advocaat]

.......when you realize that America's disenfranchised working class scapegoats are still getting shafted by ignorance, bigotry, greed, historical inaccuracies and lies.

[suhl]

shits deep man. i read this story on larry the cable guy about hes basically a total fraud.

[rtafts]

.......when you realize that America's disenfranchised working class scapegoats are still getting shafted by ignorance, bigotry, greed, historical inaccuracies and lies.

i like this one the best

[Frickr]

when you are sitting here, eating bbq, listening to Charlie Daniels Band admirering your collection of cars and pickups that dont run.... the list goes on and on haha

[Breukelen advocaat]

shits deep man. i read this story on larry the cable guy about hes basically a total fraud.

According to Wikipedia, Larry the Cable Guy's real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney. He grew up in Nebraska. After moving to West Palm Beach, FL, at 16 he attended The King's Academy, which was recently recognized as one of the top 7 Christian Secondary schools in the United States. His redneck accent is fake, and he trained to emulate it while growing up in Nebraska.

Here are videos of Dan Whitney before he was Larry the Cable Guy. Warning: they are very unfunny, and have a few inklings of what his future persona would be like.
YouTube - Larry the Cable guy. A fraud? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28)
YouTube - Dan Whitney, otherwise known as Larry The Cable Guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VROn7ZvVoW8&mode=related&search=)

[suhl]

wow. wow. i knew he was a fraud but shit. the thing is he isnt funny one way or the other, but people like acting like they are all country and if you tack a "country" image on to something it will sell be it shitty pop music or shitty stand up comedy. and to everyone saying well whatever makes you money, i guess none of those people are familiar with a concept of the soul. some dont like selling it

[smoke it]

shit. i knew the accent was fake but god damn. hes a total fraud.

[187]

shits not funny at all

[Psycho4Bud]

Entertainment is an event, performance, or activity designed to give pleasure or relaxation to an audience (although, for example, in the case of a computer game the "audience" may be only one person).

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[MacWQ33]

Entertainment is an event, performance, or activity designed to give pleasure or relaxation to an audience (although, for example, in the case of a computer game the "audience" may be only one person).

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Agreed, he's a pretty smart fraud. Although, I agree with most people in that he's not funny to me. But, there are a lot of people who like that shit I guess.

[GotWake88]

I personally think he was more funny before.

[Breukelen advocaat]

I personally think he was more funny before.

And that's not saying much! :thumbsup:

[Gatekeeper777]

when you post redneck jokes online.

[Skink]

your sisters baby looks just like you...

[birdgirl73]

The folks in my family, whom I'm proud to call rednecks (wickedly smart ones), get a kick out of this Louisiana jet ski picture!

[Gatekeeper777]

redneck swimming pool

as well as a link to my redneck neighbors BBQ pics

Redneck BBQ Picture Collage | Fresh Tribe Video Clip (http://www.freshtribe.com/video/redneck_bbq.aspx)

[Dro_Princess]

I use redneck tupperware cool whip and butter bowls ;)

[Gatekeeper777]

I use redneck tupperware cool whip and butter bowls ;)
no kidding my wife must shop at the same store as you as we have the whole set.
she just washed up the crock. IE: the shed spread counrty crock bowl. lol:D :thumbsup:

[Dro_Princess]

no kidding my wife must shop at the same store as you as we have the whole set.
she just washed up the crock. IE: the shed spread counrty crock bowl. lol:D :thumbsup:

Im a long time user and firm believer in redneck tupperwear.

[Gatekeeper777]

I remember goint to grandmas for sunday dinner as a kid and drinking green kool-aid in a cup with a built in straw and eating home made vegitale soup from a parkey butter bowl.
I am 3rd generation redneck.lol

[birdgirl73]

I use that sort of tupperware, too. It's great to hang onto and use when you give food away to friends or neighbors or whoever so no one feels obligated to return the container. Old Cool Whip containers are also what my dogs drink their water from.

[MacWQ33]

You know you're a redneck when you take even the slightest offense to redneck jokes.

[rebgirl420]

your gang shootings involve cows

[originalblu]

you no your a redneck when you have been shot in the ass 7 times with your friends bebe gun.... the welts hurt when i sat down

[halfassedjediknight]

when you mow your lawn and find a car.

[Gatekeeper777]

I remember goint to grandmas for sunday dinner as a kid and drinking green kool-aid in a cup with a built in straw and eating home made vegitale soup from a parkey butter bowl.
I am 3rd generation redneck.lol


You know your a redneck when you try to prove it.

[mamma puffpuff420]

u know ur a redneck when:
u think taco bell is a mexican phone co.

i like larry the cable guy
most of his stuff is funny 2 me
but i really love ron white(tater salad)

[Skink]

you have a layaway at Tractor Supply...

[Skink]

when your shoe laces look just like bailing wire...

[mamma puffpuff420]

I use to love these jokes, but it got old fast along with larry the cable guy's jokes

if u dont like the thread why u even bother 2 post
ur the 1 that brought up larry
im talkin jeff foxworthy

[Skink]

your party dress has racer stripes in the back...

[mamma puffpuff420]

when u think volvo is a part of the female anatomy

[mamma puffpuff420]

u stare at an orange juice container cuz it say's concentrate

[The Figment]

When you put a set of these on your trailer hitch....

[birdgirl73]

When "Bondo" is the primary color of your truck or car . . . .

[GHoSToKeR]

Entertainment is an event, performance, or activity designed to give pleasure or relaxation to an audience (although, for example, in the case of a computer game the "audience" may be only one person).

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

P4B strikes aain. Many successful comedians aren't being themselves %100 on stage, they're using a persona that they've found works and makes them money. That's what entertainment is all about... You don't watch a movie with Tom Cruise and go "Oh my god, that's Tom Cruise! Quick, phone Spielberg! Tom Cruise is pretending to be the dude from Mission Impossible! What a fraud!". It's the same principle.

Anyway, carry on, carry on.. :p

[mamma puffpuff420]

when u walk up 2 ur preacher and say
how's it hangin dude

[Eazy]

u know ur a redneck when ya mums ya sister ya dads ya brothers uncle and ya brothes ya nana

or

when u bang ur drunk sister while wearin a straw hat

[Diary of a Madman]

.....when you punch your daughter in the face for not having sex with you.

Just kidding. Some people are TOO hard on rednecks.

Larry the cable guy is a fraud? So is EVERY asshole in hollywood. Who cares.


AND DOES EVERY ONE WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE GOT GET'ER DONE???

In the movie Carrie, when John Travolta slaughters a pig, he is yelling "get er done" over and over. Im sure it wasnt invented for this movie, but kinda interesting.

[Oh F Yeah]

The picture speaks for itself. Not only is it a Twizzler wrapper, but it's duct taped on! LMAO

[boscom]

i just read to here already stoned and laughing my ass off

[boscom]

im sooooo stoned
i meant
u know ur a redneck when
u think loading ur dishwasher mean's
getting ur wife drunk


so sawly
imeant this

[Skink]

When thursday is can crushing day...

[Eazy]

im a starting a new religion

skinkism

worshiping the skink
feeding the skink
smoking the skink
skink sacrefice and so on

[mamma puffpuff420]

when u can tell ur age by the ring's in the bathtub