Am i gonna die?

[mattks1]

i just ate like.........8 doughnuts and im scared. i feel all fat and cant move. am i gonna die. douche:wtf3:

[halfassedjediknight]

oh this is ridiculous

[Samwhore]

The fat is going to bubble up in your face and your head is going to explode.

Yes, you will die.

[Skrappie]

Before you die, send your high quality marijuana to me.

[mattks1]

damnit

[urgrass]

lol i love ur avatar but ya ull die soon you will need to take a shit and it will be so bid ur ass will ripe open and ur testies will fall out
Have fun :)

[madeline]

Perhaps you already have and what you just posted is from the lingering gas being passed into your fingers as you further expire and sink into the depths of bodily corruption?

[420marijuana420]

Perhaps you already have and what you just posted is from the lingering gas being passed into your fingers as you further expire and sink into the depths of bodily corruption?

sounds probable

[halfassedjediknight]

Perhaps you already have and what you just posted is from the lingering gas being passed into your fingers as you further expire and sink into the depths of bodily corruption?

deeeeeep.

ahaha

[mattks1]

oooooooohhhhoohhh

[smokealot123]

oh hahah.. that halarious.. man 2 funny (toushey) u fat bastard jk lol

[mattks1]

all 4 shits and giggles

[halfassedjediknight]

donuts are so nappy anyways

[MrGreenFingaz]

its not shits and giggles when you fuck around. the shits and giggles gonna be over puto.

[Samwhore]

its not shits and giggles when you fuck around. the shits and giggles gonna be over puto.

Whoa! Slow down there buddy, let's not be so mean.

Yes, it was a cruel joke.

[mattks1]

its not shits and giggles when you fuck around. the shits and giggles gonna be over puto.:S3:

[affasd]

i want a krispy kreme bitch

[halfassedjediknight]

i want a krispy kreme bitch

naaaaaasty

[smokealot123]

nah i's all good.. seems like something peter griphan would actually say ? idk

[Lethal G]

This book should answer all of your questions... ;)

[MrGreenFingaz]

^^^^lol, also Peter i was just messin with u, just thought id drop by and make a pointless post in your pointless thread.

[Reefer Rogue]

i want a krispy kreme bitch

Hell yeah, the glazed ones are SO delicious. I don't buy them often though, but when I do :D

[LIP]

all 4 shits and giggles

You had to have 4 shits? Damn, that must been alot of fat in you.

[midlifecrisis]

You people all suck!!!! I'm sick and tired of everyone demonizing the donut.....Do some research, the donut is harmless, it does not clog arteries (cholesterol does), doesn't make you fat (laziness does) and the worst of all the myths, it does not lead to harder pastries!!! If someone is over indulging in hardcore pastries, they are weak and would probably do them no matter what....STOP blaming the donut!!! It is not a gateway pastry!!!


Now I fear the mods will nuke this thread....

:jointsmile:

[Oneironaut]

Am i gonna die?
Of course you will. You're not immortal.

[LIP]

I dont care if they are deadly, they taste soooo good. I can munch my way through a whole pack one a good day.

[mattks1]

so, apparently i did not die and will continue with my day to day life. kinda weird though my pointless thread gets more replies than my threads with a purpose. and to all the peeps out there, ONLY GET A DOUGHNUT IF THE HOT SIGN IS ON! you know what i mean biyatches!

[Kid Dynamite]

so, apparently i did not die and will continue with my day to day life. kinda weird though my pointless thread gets more replies than my threads with a purpose. and to all the peeps out there, ONLY GET A DOUGHNUT IF THE HOT SIGN IS ON! you know what i mean biyatches!



seriously dude you need to lay off the donuts...they grow and grow inside of you, and eventually you'll become a huge donut and get trodden on by a massive NASCAR fan.

trust me ive seen it happen...

[Buddha Man]

obesity is the leading cause of death in america. DAMN YOU CRISPY CREAM!!

[birdgirl73]

Some people have sex dreams? I have Krispy Kreme dreams.

And although I am currently doughnut-less, I did just eat 3/4 of a box of Girl Scout Thin Mints and half a bag of crunchy Cheetohs. It was a rough day at school. Junk food abuse seemed the appropriate response.

[LIP]

Oh god, im starving now. I havnt eaten yet today and i'm starting to get the little cramps when you get hungry.

[birdgirl73]

What's on the lunch menu at your place, LIP (it's closer to lunchtime where you are)?

For breakfast this morning, I'm having Cheerios, I think. Wish someone'd fix me some eggs and toast, but there's no one here to do that but me.

[LIP]

Well, coz im at work i have to have a take away, so it'll either be Cod and Chips, maccy d's [but im going off maccy d's] or i could get a sandwich.

I think i'll end up getting fish and chips in about 15 mins.

I've got cheerios at my place too, but i never eat them for breakfast - im one of those people that wake up hungry but just cant eat anything - so i end up eating them when i've got the mnunchies at night.

[birdgirl73]

Mmmmm. Fish and chips sound lovely. With some nice vinegar and perhaps some pea mash? I could eat my weight in English fish and chips.

I have to force myself to eat breakfast although I rarely feel like it. I run out of brain power by about 10:30 a.m. if I don't. And I'm supposed to keep trying to pack on the calories and pounds right now.

[mattks1]

hmm, good ole beer battered crucnchy fish and chips. if only you knew they were called fries.

[LIP]

hmm, good ole beer battered crucnchy fish and chips. if only you knew they were called fries.

CHIPS damnit!


Fish and Fries doesnt sound right!

[mattks1]

jk, ive always found that funny. i like to give a good chuckle when i hear chips called crisps too.

[LIP]

lol. It's like tomatoe and lift - elevator.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

im one of those people that wake up hungry but just cant eat anything.

Omg me too, it sucks so bad, that and the fact that I get ill pretty often.. Me and food isnt working out except if theres weed in the picture these days..

But finally, someone understands me :)

[orangeman]

Yes you're going to die everyone is going to die. I think you should have been asking if you were gonna have a stomach ache instead of dying from eating 8 donuts though...