View Full Version : Yes, I smoke shitty weed!
moeburn
04-02-2007, 02:41 AM
Yes! I smoke shitty weed!
Schwag is all I can get, and I want to get high? Sure, just sell it to me cheap!
Found a bud on the floor, and its got some dust on it? Then clean it off and put it in my pipe!
Smoked a bowl but only finished half of it? Put the ashes in a jar and save it to smoke later!
Found a joint on the ground? Put it in a bowl, and I'll smoke it for free!
Why?
1) Because it saves you so much money to be economically savvy. Sure, the high from real 100% pure strain White Widow is gonna be pretty awesome compared to the high you get from the dust covered bud, but all cannabis gets you high! There's no need to be picky!
I want to buy a car to get from home to work. Do I buy the sports car, or do I buy the honda civic? Fuck it, I'm just goin to work, i'm not entering a race, I don't need a fucking sports car!
I want to buy a drug that gets me stoned. Do I buy the expensive dutch strain, or do I buy Johnny McDealer's dimebag? Fuck it, I'm not in a contest to see who can get more stoned! I just wanna get stoned!
2) Because sometimes it is just hard to find weed.
Andrew Nguyen
04-02-2007, 02:45 AM
Job.
moeburn
04-02-2007, 02:50 AM
got one, thanks.
Jaerl
04-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Word up!
Andrew Nguyen
04-02-2007, 02:51 AM
Just buy dime sacks now and then. $10 isn't that much.
acrca
04-02-2007, 02:52 AM
lol ill bet if you were rich you wouldnt b sayin this. because in the end the better quality weed you get, the more awsome the high is. but yeah i do see what youre sayin but im just sayin good weed is better.
poiuyt
04-02-2007, 02:53 AM
I wouldn't do it but, good for you.
LegalizeTheGreen
04-02-2007, 03:17 AM
I always prefer the good dankness, but for some reason, getting a really good deal on mids gives me a pack of mentos in my pants. I just love getting a good deal. If I can get 2x-3x the weight of mids for the same price, I almost always go mids. I have decided to go on a chron spree though, i smoked a lot last week, and my lungs are a little torn up, so smoking less for more high seems like a good idea :)
i figure though, weed is a gift. would you return a honda civic just because you wanted the porche?
BlazinTreesX3
04-02-2007, 03:57 AM
Economy is awesome homie..
its like this the brick is gonna last exacty twice as long 50-week(chron) / 60 lasts 2 weeks..
Only thing is i cant hit it in my steamroller and i get sick hittin it in my grav bong so i roll blunts and it starts to get harsh after the week and a half or so but its really not bad i just have to go back to chron sooner or later..
Matt the Funk
04-02-2007, 04:21 AM
NO way man. Dank bud is SOO MUCH more enjoyable...The high is SO MUCH better. Lasts longer. You don't need to smoke as much. It taste good. It's just straight up better experience. Whitewidow compared to shitty weed is not even comparable. I can take 5 hits of whitewidow and be good. I can smoke a joint of shitty weed and be pretty much sober with a light buzz for an hour....Besides only shitty dealers sell schwagg here. Sorry you can't get dank.
MrNiceGuy420
04-02-2007, 04:23 AM
the way i see it is that you can get alot more schwag for your money than dank but you have to smoke so much more so youll probably get high about the same amount of times but dank will give you a much better high...so thats why i prefer dank
if you really want to be economical buy mids...cheaper and gets you just as high as dank
Bob the Awesome
04-02-2007, 01:29 PM
Yea, it's all about prices. If I can get enough of really good quality stuff, I'll get that. But if I can get a LOT of good mids for the same price (I don't smoke headache weed), I'll go that way. Sure, 1 bong is nice, but if I can get whole blunts more, I'll go that way.
stothelutz
04-02-2007, 02:16 PM
Regs = $3.50 a gram (buying in quarters) chronic = $14.28 a gram (buying in eiths) THATS why I buy regs over chronic. Its literaly 4 times the bud and personaly I'll take a 8g blunt overa 2g blunt ANY day. But if that 1 hit KO bud is in town then I'll have to splurg and buy a few g's
shaan04
04-02-2007, 02:31 PM
Man i think its time to see that you have a problem :stoned:
bong_man
04-02-2007, 02:52 PM
ur sick man lol
StrwbrryFldsFrvr
04-02-2007, 04:44 PM
Regs = $3.50 a gram (buying in quarters) chronic = $14.28 a gram (buying in eiths) THATS why I buy regs over chronic. Its literaly 4 times the bud and personaly I'll take a 8g blunt overa 2g blunt ANY day. But if that 1 hit KO bud is in town then I'll have to splurg and buy a few g's
Yeah, but you get higher off that one gram then you do off a quarter of regs.. still economical?
vileoxidation
04-02-2007, 05:28 PM
NO way man. Dank bud is SOO MUCH more enjoyable...The high is SO MUCH better. Lasts longer. You don't need to smoke as much. It taste good. It's just straight up better experience.
Yeah, seriously. Maybe its just because I am originally from AZ, and the schwagg they got there was always nasty Mexican schwagg, but it tastes like crap and gives me headaches. It seriously seems like I am just smoking straight up stems for the effects it gives me - barely any high and a headache.
the way i see it is that you can get alot more schwag for your money than dank but you have to smoke so much more so youll probably get high about the same amount of times but dank will give you a much better high...so thats why i prefer dank
if you really want to be economical buy mids...cheaper and gets you just as high as dank
And this is the other main point. You have to smoke more schwagg to get as good as a little bit of chronic, and so it balances out in the end. Also, I would prefer to smoke less actual matter and get just as high, so I'm not doing more damage then necessary.
And mids definitely don't give the same kind of high as chronic, at least not the mids here. They are better then schwagg but definitely not as good as chronic (hence the name).
orangeman
04-02-2007, 08:55 PM
Yes all Cannabis gets you high but theres a difference. Some Cannabis gets you high for about 30 mins then you have to smoke again, some Cannabis gives you a headache when you're coming down. Some Cannabis makes you feel more buzzed than high. Some Cannabis tastes bad and smells like shit. Honestly there's schwagg and mids offered all around here but I don't accept it. I only smoke the best and if I can't find it then I just wait until I get some because there's nothing like smoking Grade A+ weed. Sorry man there is just no way schwagg can ever compare to dank. I'm not trying to down you, if that's what you enjoy then fine but you make your self sound crazy when you say bull shit weed is better than nothing :p.
Bodom Children Of
04-02-2007, 09:25 PM
There will always be a market for overpriced weed.
Just make sure your on the correct end of the deal.
not_the_kitty
04-03-2007, 05:55 AM
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-pictures/110105-quality-will-always-better-than-quantity.html Tell me you wouldnt just want to smoke 1 bowl a day of that and still get STONED and making an 8th last 2 weeks instead of smoking blunts of brick weed and feeling a little high. Quality over quantity any day!
MOBABN
04-03-2007, 06:20 AM
I wouldnt smoke if schwagg was all there was, thats why i quit when i was 16 thats all that was around so i said to hell with it might as well not smoke. Its mostly the young pups that like schwagg since its all they can get thier little hands on. Dont worry little guy once you become a grown up, youll be able to enjoy the good stuff like the rest of us. :thumbsup:
S.P.Q.R.
04-03-2007, 07:20 AM
I don't mind schwagg (as long as it's resonably bad... not brown dust that smells like shit), but I think i'll keep buying my expensive bud ;) I think it saves me money, though. Because when I first started smoking all I could find was crap, and I kept buying Ounces of the shit. Then I came across good bud, and $50 worth will keep me high twice as long, and twice as high, as the $90 Ounce of schwagg would've gotten me. :stoned: But if schwagg is all you got around, go for it.
orangeman
04-03-2007, 08:25 PM
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-pictures/110105-quality-will-always-better-than-quantity.html Tell me you wouldnt just want to smoke 1 bowl a day of that and still get STONED and making an 8th last 2 weeks instead of smoking blunts of brick weed and feeling a little high. Quality over quantity any day!
Church to that!
I dont have to put up with schwagg, but if i had to i probably wouldnt smoke.
Andrew Nguyen
04-03-2007, 09:02 PM
Same. The people in my PE class always offer to smoke me out with medical stress.
I said nah.
scream
04-03-2007, 09:16 PM
Yes! I smoke shitty weed!
Found a bud on the floor, and its got some dust on it? Then clean it off and put it in my pipe!
Smoked a bowl but only finished half of it? Put the ashes in a jar and save it to smoke later!
Found a joint on the ground? Put it in a bowl, and I'll smoke it for free!
I like to call this carpet gold...
I <3 shitty weed
Dutch Masta
04-03-2007, 09:35 PM
Smoking dank bud is a privelage, but you cant possibly argue that all bud is bud. Bud is certainly, absolutely, positively, NOT bud. There is a huge difference between mass produced low quality marijuana (schwag) that receives little to no special attention and yeilds a low thc count. With high quality marijuana, it was cared for properly and gone through extensive processes to yeild a higher quality product.. thus justifying the price. Unforunately, there is a much smaller market for people willing to pay higher prices, so dank bud is rare in some cases.
However, you can basically order any strain cannabis seed and grow it yourself quite easily.
jessem98
04-03-2007, 10:52 PM
all i think when i read this is
CANADA ROCKS! Toronto is a pretty big smoking community so i barely ever see shwagg. Canada (well BC) pretty much ships it's shitty crop to the US and we keep the good shit :)
moeburn
04-05-2007, 12:51 AM
Ok well i'm from Toronto, so maybe I don't know what real schwag is. The worst weed I get still gets my hands smelly through the bag.
The schwag here? I just made an 8th last 3 weeks, smoking EVERY NIGHT.
Damn, your american weed sucks.
vileoxidation
04-05-2007, 01:22 AM
The schwag here? I just made an 8th last 3 weeks, smoking EVERY NIGHT.
I'm not sure if this was supposed to make us think that your weed is amazing and that's why, or if you just don't smoke a lot.
Because even the best weed in the world I couldn't make last that long.
And no, our American weed doesn't suck. The weed we get from Mexico sucks. Boulder, Humboldt, etc. all have amazing weed.
AND its still really nasty, all the other stuff you listed. Especially the whole random joint on the ground thing...
orangeman
04-05-2007, 02:02 AM
Ok well i'm from Toronto, so maybe I don't know what real schwag is. The worst weed I get still gets my hands smelly through the bag.
The schwag here? I just made an 8th last 3 weeks, smoking EVERY NIGHT.
Damn, your american weed sucks.
Wait a minute. If your schwagg is that good then doesn't that defeat the purpose of this thread? If you got weed that leaves your hands smellin just from touching the bag then it isn't schwagg. Are you trying to sound cool or something? Just because you're from Toronto doesn't mean shit. And your weed isn't shit if it's homegrown, even in America :).
thecreator
04-05-2007, 02:36 AM
I don't think there's anything wrong with living within your means.I smoke midz some times. I think there better than nothing. Hmm I just hope everyone gets there sacks together for 420.
Or, you could be like me.
Buy about 50 Dollars worth of GREAT weed, high quality shit. Get a saver bowl, smoke one bowl a day for...3 weeks then, buy some more. I find it to be very fun.
For instance, I just bought some purple haze about 2 weeks ago, two 2 grams bags and I still have a good bit left...
AsianStoner420
04-05-2007, 04:17 PM
lol weed is is weed as long as it produces tetrahydrocannabinol its all good
vileoxidation
04-05-2007, 05:16 PM
lol weed is is weed as long as it produces tetrahydrocannabinol its all good
LOL Not in the slightest...it is most certainly not all good. Weed that causes headaches, that gives a high that only lasts 15 minutes, that you have to smoke a pound of to feel anything, is not good.
CheebaMan
04-05-2007, 05:45 PM
Im always broke but somehow I always have a 10 for a fat dime
thank you Satan!!
I always have some money for weed. Whenever I look in my wallet there's always somehow 20 in there.
And i'm getting about 100 dollars this weekend. What should I get, a lot of Mid, a good bit of exotic or a new piece. (Note: I've only got about a gram of my purp left.)
vileoxidation
04-05-2007, 06:10 PM
I always have some money for weed. Whenever I look in my wallet there's always somehow 20 in there.
And i'm getting about 100 dollars this weekend. What should I get, a lot of Mid, a good bit of exotic or a new piece. (Note: I've only got about a gram of my purp left.)
Nice completely blatant hijack...try not to do that.
But you should obviously get weed and not a piece if you only have money for one.
Whoops...Sorry about that. I'm not thinking quite to straight right now...<_< >_>
vileoxidation
04-05-2007, 06:30 PM
Whoops...Sorry about that. I'm not thinking quite to straight right now...<_< >_>
Hey, its cool, I just saw your post count and thought I would give you that bit of advice. Hijacking isn't cool. :)
:stoned: :stoned:
orangeman
04-05-2007, 07:43 PM
lol weed is is weed as long as it produces tetrahydrocannabinol its all good
Just because the bud has trichomes on it doesn't mean it's "all good"...
Yeah... I'm just now going back to message boards so I have to re-learn almost the rules.
MOBABN
04-05-2007, 08:11 PM
lol weed is is weed as long as it produces tetrahydrocannabinol its all good
i bet youve never smoked the dank, keep smokin good ol reggie, youll learn one day.....one day.
orgasmic
04-05-2007, 08:33 PM
i try to find the best as if you buy shit weed in UK chances are its contaminated with fibre glass.......
Marevix
04-05-2007, 09:56 PM
I've smoked shwagg, mids, and dank all in the past month. I prefer schwagg purely for price efficiency.
orangeman
04-05-2007, 10:05 PM
i bet youve never smoked the dank, keep smokin good ol reggie, youll learn one day.....one day.
They never learn until they finally get some lol.
funfubarman
04-06-2007, 05:57 PM
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-pictures/110105-quality-will-always-better-than-quantity.html Tell me you wouldnt just want to smoke 1 bowl a day of that and still get STONED and making an 8th last 2 weeks instead of smoking blunts of brick weed and feeling a little high. Quality over quantity any day!
Because blunts pwn bowls
Oil_Man
04-06-2007, 06:11 PM
Regs = $3.50 a gram (buying in quarters) chronic = $14.28 a gram (buying in eiths) THATS why I buy regs over chronic. Its literaly 4 times the bud and personaly I'll take a 8g blunt overa 2g blunt ANY day. But if that 1 hit KO bud is in town then I'll have to splurg and buy a few g's
for chronic u pay 14.28 a gram... hahaha!!! you must be from Expensive USA where the bud is aight an the bud costs 300 an ounce haha
I pay the most 10 bucks a gram for pure chronic.. If i get a half ounce(80 bucks) i pay $5.72 per gram.. man u need better hook ups
vileoxidation
04-06-2007, 06:20 PM
for chronic u pay 14.28 a gram... hahaha!!! you must be from Expensive USA where the bud is aight an the bud costs 300 an ounce haha
I pay the most 10 bucks a gram for pure chronic.. If i get a half ounce(80 bucks) i pay $5.72 per gram.. man u need better hook ups
You're annoying.
We all know that Canada has good prices. We don't really care because we can't do anything about it. For good chronic here that is the normal price. And our chronic isn't "aight," its some of the best as long as you know what you are doing and don't get jipped.
Setzer12
04-06-2007, 06:23 PM
To me buying cannabis is like buying any other product. Schwag is sorta like the store brand; sometimes there is no difference or very little difference, although other times it's the most god awful thing you've ever tasted. It's always a risk, but if it's cannabis you should still get high if you smoke it.
Several times I've gotten some awesome mids; however last night I had the shittiest weed I've ever smoked. But come on even though it may be economically better you can't always go cheap...you gotta splurge sometimes. Its worth it and when you get a good strain no schwag can compare to it.
Stoner369
04-06-2007, 06:26 PM
man, you'ld love my mates room. the carpet is COVERED with buds! Der must be like an eighth there!
Oil_Man
04-06-2007, 06:30 PM
Fuck man i know not all weed is alright in usa, West side chronic in USA SHIIIIT thats good, but the rest is definetly aight. but Id way rather smoke Hash or Hashish Oil because it gets you way higher an ive notice ive saved way more money.. I heard USA doesnt really have a whole lot of Oil.
vileoxidation
04-06-2007, 07:12 PM
Fuck man i know not all weed is alright in usa, West side chronic in USA SHIIIIT thats good, but the rest is definetly aight. but Id way rather smoke Hash or Hashish Oil because it gets you way higher an ive notice ive saved way more money.. I heard USA doesnt really have a whole lot of Oil.
Well, I don't know about other areas, but here hash is pretty common actually. The buds we get are so dank and tasty, though, that most people smoke buds rather then hash for the taste, texture, and pure enjoyment of smoking DANK bud. And I don't know if this is just me, but for the price hash gets me just as high as the equivalent dollar amount of buds.
I never have seen oil here, though.
FlyGuyOU
04-06-2007, 07:22 PM
we could get oil for about 2mo last year, readin on some boards it seems pretty easy so im gonna try it with everclear.
moeburn
04-09-2007, 01:15 AM
No I'm not talking about how good my weed is, I'm talking about how low my tolerance is. Yes I am trying to sound cool. I can get high off a thumbtack sized pinch of weed, and thats how I make an 1/8th last a week.
Suckers.
Quality always over quantity. It's so much better to smoke one bowl, get high off your ass, then smoke 2 blunts and get a lil' high.
I will now most likely only buy mids-exotics, that's it. I'll only smoke schwagg if I get an offer from a friend to smoke, that's probably it. I can make an 8th of some good supers to last 3 weeks. Now I'm getting a quarter of some more super and that'll last me a while. Then I'm going to get like a o or a half o of some cronic and be in heaven.
orangeman
04-09-2007, 01:44 AM
No I'm not talking about how good my weed is, I'm talking about how low my tolerance is. Yes I am trying to sound cool. I can get high off a thumbtack sized pinch of weed, and thats how I make an 1/8th last a week.
Suckers.
Honestly I wish my tolerance never grew. I want to get high off of only a little bit so I can save most of my stuff. I honestly do..
The only way that could ever happen is if you took like a few day break every few weeks. :(
But I like to smoke to much to do that. And I know my tolerance will go up.
Maybe a 2 day break will bring it down a lil' bit...
Used to be 1/4th of a bowl could get me high, then 1/2 a bowl, now a full bowl to 1 1/2 bowls... Oh well... *shrugs*
vileoxidation
04-09-2007, 02:39 AM
The only way that could ever happen is if you took like a few day break every few weeks. :(
But I like to smoke to much to do that. And I know my tolerance will go up.
Maybe a 2 day break will bring it down a lil' bit...
Used to be 1/4th of a bowl could get me high, then 1/2 a bowl, now a full bowl to 1 1/2 bowls... Oh well... *shrugs*
Yeah, I kept telling myself that I would take a break soon to drop my tolerance, cause smoking a bowl and a half or so just to get good is annoying....but it was never gonna happen just from my own will....
And then my guy had surgery and I got forced into a break! I'm looking forward to having a much much lower tolerance then I have had for eight months when I can get it again, though if I had had a choice it never would have happened.
Yeah, my 2 day break was not by choice either. It was spring break, and I'm without a car.
I usually get my stuff in school, so I was dry for a few days.
I think i may blaze in the bathroom tomorrow.
SmokeyToker
04-09-2007, 03:02 AM
see, im all for that. but if i had the money too, i'd be getting dankness, but it just dosent happen that way, i like to always have a sack and i cant afford to buy dank all the time. and hell yeah, i find weed on my carpet all the time.. i smoke it fuck it gets you high.
Abunai
04-09-2007, 03:08 AM
Ay man, if all you smoke is schwag, buy ounces +. Buy an ounce of that doodoo for 40 bux. Make sure its around 28 grams :P.
vileoxidation
04-09-2007, 03:09 AM
see, im all for that. but if i had the money too, i'd be getting dankness, but it just dosent happen that way, i like to always have a sack and i cant afford to buy dank all the time. and hell yeah, i find weed on my carpet all the time.. i smoke it fuck it gets you high.
The weed on the carpet doesn't really concern me, as you know what comes into your room....the whole random joint on the ground thing...that worries me a bit.
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