Yes! I smoke shitty weed!

Schwag is all I can get, and I want to get high? Sure, just sell it to me cheap!
Found a bud on the floor, and its got some dust on it? Then clean it off and put it in my pipe!
Smoked a bowl but only finished half of it? Put the ashes in a jar and save it to smoke later!
Found a joint on the ground? Put it in a bowl, and I'll smoke it for free!

Why?

1) Because it saves you so much money to be economically savvy. Sure, the high from real 100% pure strain White Widow is gonna be pretty awesome compared to the high you get from the dust covered bud, but all cannabis gets you high! There's no need to be picky!

I want to buy a car to get from home to work. Do I buy the sports car, or do I buy the honda civic? Fuck it, I'm just goin to work, i'm not entering a race, I don't need a fucking sports car!

I want to buy a drug that gets me stoned. Do I buy the expensive dutch strain, or do I buy Johnny McDealer's dimebag? Fuck it, I'm not in a contest to see who can get more stoned! I just wanna get stoned!

2) Because sometimes it is just hard to find weed.
moeburn Reviewed by moeburn on . Yes, I smoke shitty weed! Yes! I smoke shitty weed! Schwag is all I can get, and I want to get high? Sure, just sell it to me cheap! Found a bud on the floor, and its got some dust on it? Then clean it off and put it in my pipe! Smoked a bowl but only finished half of it? Put the ashes in a jar and save it to smoke later! Found a joint on the ground? Put it in a bowl, and I'll smoke it for free! Why? 1) Because it saves you so much money to be economically savvy. Sure, the high from real 100% pure Rating: 5