has anyone here tried marijuana?

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

I have.. I think i'm the only one and i'm going to start a big trend.. just verifying that i'm probably the only one who smokes marijuana, therefor if you reply to this saying you do then you are just copying me.


adon't ask.. i'm really stonedd

[Matt the Funk]

OMFGZZ WHAT IS MARIJUANANAN!?!?!?!?

[User Name Here]

lol. I think you need to smoke more weed.

[Reefer Rogue]

Disgusting druggies ;)

[User Name Here]

Says the man with reefer in his name lol.

[rebgirl420]

hahah no whats it like? I heard that if you smoke it, you'll go crazy, kill your parents and then OD on heroin the next day....at least thats what the TRUTH ads said

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

I heard that if you smoke too much marijuana your skin becomes green

[rebgirl420]

poor Kermit...he never had a chance..

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

the fool is fucking wasted

somebody isnt going to be jumping around much for a little while

[cambam]

Looks like Kermit went green off half a Jay.

[Eazy]

hahahah i tried to tie it once but i smoked it instead and then it all went to my head never tried to tie it again now i just smoke ganja screw maryjane

she gave shit headies

[LIP]

I cant stand the use of that word, Marijuana. It's wrong, on more than one level. Bah. Curse that word to the firey petrol soaked, shit ridden pits of hell.

[shoi]

this one time i saw this green stuff... it was dry and plant like and smelled quite like nothing else... i poked it with a stick to see if it would attack me... upon discovering that it seemed to have no self defense mechanism i picked it up... but then a cow came and ate it... then a bird swooped down and picked up the cow and carried it off into the sunset

[thcbongman]

You junkies make me sick!!!

[Inferius]

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!

[c of green]

i was thinking about trying it but after reading this i'm pretty scared.
SHOI,i want some of what you are smoking

[Andrew Nguyen]

Drug free is the way to be.



SIIIKKKKEEEEE!

[poiuyt]

People who smoke marijuana, even once, or have considered smoking marijuana are criminals. They deserve to be behind bars. Marijuana users make rapists, murderers and pedophiles look like angels.

[Gatekeeper777]

no I heard in school its bad and saw films called "refer madness".
I am to scared to be anywhere near marijuana.


so i smoke weed.

[gabee42ee]

hhahaahhahahah wut is this thread :jointsmile:

[Frivolous248]

april...fools...bitches?

[rottenPauL]

what is mariajuna? Something like cacabins?

[funky not a junky]

I heard it makes you retarded. oh and it makes you gay. and its addictive and you get lots of cancers from it, thats what the cop told me.

[smoke it]

what is this "marihuana" you speak of?

[paperlunatic]

You guys are all idiots, it's the 2nd...

























April fools.


ah, you got me.:p


haha:wtf:

[Xhoshi]

I have.. I think i'm the only one and i'm going to start a big trend.. just verifying that i'm probably the only one who smokes marijuana, therefor if you reply to this saying you do then you are just copying me.


adon't ask.. i'm really stonedd

lol...highlight this quote from the "a" to the "d".

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

hahah no whats it like? I heard that if you smoke it, you'll go crazy, kill your parents and then OD on heroin the next day....at least thats what the TRUTH ads said

Yeah they're pretty much right, I'm actually a fugative on the run right now.. I ran over a girl on a bike while pulling out of a drive-thru lane.. I was way too high to even react.

[Greenport]

hahah no whats it like? I heard that if you smoke it, you'll go crazy, kill your parents and then OD on heroin the next day....at least thats what the TRUTH ads said

ITS A FUCKIN OXYMORON! fuck TRUTH

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

ITS A FUCKIN OXYMORON! fuck TRUTH

Truth should be more like "The conservative's tainted version of the truth"

the one that got my parents the worst was the one with the kid in the car crash, and it was like "1 in 3 people in accidents tested positive for marijuana"

they were like see you shouldn't be smoking pot.

IDIOTS! I respect their opinion, but anyone with ANY knowledge at all would know that marijuana stays in your system for weeks, so they could have smoked a couple of weeks ago and been bone ass sober while they got in the accident.

Fucked up!

[rebgirl420]

Truth should be more like "The conservative's tainted version of the truth"
the one that got my parents the worst was the one with the kid in the car crash, and it was like "1 in 3 people in accidents tested positive for marijuana"

they were like see you shouldn't be smoking pot.

IDIOTS! I respect their opinion, but anyone with ANY knowledge at all would know that marijuana stays in your system for weeks, so they could have smoked a couple of weeks ago and been bone ass sober while they got in the accident.

Fucked up!

MAN, Im a republican! How can you say their the ONLY ones who are against pot. If I remember so do the democrats...grrrrrrrrr

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

MAN, Im a republican! How can you say their the ONLY ones who are against pot. If I remember so do the democrats...grrrrrrrrr

I didn't mention parties, I just said conservatives..

There are plenty of.. well there ARE liberal repubichairs..

and there ARE conservative democraps.

[Greenport]

Oh my god IF YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA YOU WILL BECOME A WORTHLESS GOODFORNOTHING SLOB LIVING OUT ON THE STREET CORNER SUCKIN DICK FOR CASH!

[rebgirl420]

I didn't mention parties, I just said conservatives..

There are plenty of.. well there ARE liberal repubichairs..

and there ARE conservative democraps.

haha okay hun!:thumbsup:

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

Oh my god IF YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA YOU WILL BECOME A WORTHLESS GOODFORNOTHING SLOB LIVING OUT ON THE STREET CORNER SUCKIN DICK FOR CASH!

Spread the word.. oh dear, this is BAD!

[Greenport]

IT IS BAD. ITS BECOMING AN EPIDEMIC. CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD! CALL THE CIA! CALL THE NAVY FOR FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[GotWake88]

I cant stand the use of that word, Marijuana. It's wrong, on more than one level. Bah. Curse that word to the firey petrol soaked, shit ridden pits of hell.

I thought I was the only one. 'Marijuana' is a loaded term.

[couch-potato]

OMG ONE TIME MY FRIEND SMOKED SOME POT THEN HE WENT INSANE BECAUSE OF THE REEFER MADNESS AND HE RAN OUT INTO THE STREET AND GOT RUN OVR I HATE DRUGS THEY ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greenport]

ONE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND I DROWN IN A 2 INCH PUDDLE OF WATER. I WAS HUNGRY AND THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH JELLO!

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

ONE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND I DROWN IN A 2 INCH PUDDLE OF WATER. I WAS HUNGRY AND THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH JELLO!

That's obsurd.. everyone know's alcohol is completely harmless.. we need to focus on what's killing more americans every year then any other substance combined....


Viagra.

[conch420]

this marijuana sounds dangrous...ill just stick to my crack:thumbsup:

[jdmarcus59]

Ive smocked it for years, and I,am still here. I think I,am here thats what
Hank Hill told me.

[FlyGuyOU]

I'm really suprised that you guys would joke around about doing 'the pot'. do you not realize that people are dying horrible deaths because they are so stoned they forgot to pick-up little johnny from school and ran over some girl getting food because they were in a rush to get back to little suzy who they were suppose to babysit but for some reason the child couldnt swim. joking about doing the pot is not funny. even when you are stoned.

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

joking about doing the pot is not funny. even when you are stoned.

Hehe I wouldn't go THAT far...

[GHoSToKeR]

Marijuana beat up my grandma and stole her purse.

[420marijuana420]

Marijuana is bad, that's why I try to get as much as possible and burn it.

[NothingMoreThenTruth]

yeah i agree with LIP about the name, i don't like calling it marijuana either, it has such negative connotation attached with it.

Cannabis is where it's at!

[Greenport]

That's obsurd.. everyone know's alcohol is completely harmless.. we need to focus on what's killing more americans every year then any other substance combined....


Viagra.

ur so FUCKIN RIGHT! SIR I SALUTE U!

[potsmokingnome]

I'm above the influence, cause my dog spoke to me and told me smoking weed is bad!

[jawndoe]

Vote Ron Paul for President he will end the prohibition of cannabis!

[rebgirl420]

I'm above the influence, cause my dog spoke to me and told me smoking weed is bad!

OMG I KNOW! And WTF does a freaking UFO coming out of the sky and kidnapping your girlfriend have to do with anything in this situation?

[potsmokingnome]

OMG I KNOW! And WTF does a freaking UFO coming out of the sky and kidnapping your girlfriend have to do with anything in this situation?

yep those are the worst comercials ever! it looks like kids on smack drew that animation too lol

[Snake2389]

one poet once told me..
i forgot his name because i was stoned..

[potsmokingnome]

LOL the kid even has red eyes lol

[Reefer Rogue]

Don't ya wanna?

Marijuana

[jokeyjokejoke]

I'm ashamed to say, i've tried it.



Right before i killed my brother.






Yeah, i slit his throat goooooooood.

[Acouwaila]

i-hear-if-you-smoke-pot-your-girlfriend-runs-off-with-aliens

[Greenport]

ITS TRUE I SEEN IT HAPPEN MANY TIMES!

[LIP]

i-hear-if-you-smoke-pot-your-girlfriend-runs-off-with-aliens

spacebar broke eh lol?

I heard it makes your head explode - i saw it on TV too.

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

Oh, and somehow your brain is transformed into two sunnyside up eggs somewhere in the mix too...

And they become fried.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Yesterday I was at the movies and I saw one of those dumb stick figures commercial about weed smoking. With the little disappointed dog and everything.

When the commercial ended, I yelled damn that makes me want to smoke more!
I heard a few people agreeing with me.

Maybe it's really not that bad after all

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

Drug free is the way to be.



SIIIKKKKEEEEE!

goddamn. 28 posts per day?!:jawdropper:

[ToDrunkToFish]

Mari-j-what?

[lazy smoker7]

Marijuana? What is that never heard of it. This is a community were we get together and talk about being sober all day. I have heard of drugs once tho and I heard they were very bad and make me want to do silly things and after I take my first hit I am addicted for life and eventually Ill end up in jail or possibly death:blueknife: or might have pernament brain damage due to weeds growing in my brain. :silly: . Anyways since this a sober community for sober people we dont allow this type of talk and considering you here are asking us if we tryed it maybe it just to late for you. You probally tried this so called "Marijuana" and now your addicted and you just think you are on some type of drug forum but in reality your really a blue smurf that took too much "marijuana" and possibly this other drug called... mmm gosh darnit whats it called? oooo its called "acid" and you just think you are a so called "human" but really this is just the drugs talking to your brain in your small little smurf head. So my answer is no I have not tried Marijuana because I do not exist... I am just your imagination and you really are a smurf :error: :weedpoke: :madnoel: :S2:

[WeeDIndeeD420]

moon-a-wanna iz where its at :rastasmoke:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I had a really funny remark.

But I forgot it:(

[Reefer Rogue]

Marijuana?

Who do you think I am? Some kind of mexican soldier singing la cucaracha?

:stoned:

[crudemood]

halarious!

[GHoSToKeR]

I had a really funny remark.

But I forgot it:(

lol

[AsianStoner420]

Wtf is Marijuana? Also known with its scientific name Cannabis Sativa,..I heard when u smoke it you can eat a whole turkey,.... Is it dangerous?

[BUZz UK]

wtf is everyone talking about? i thought this was cannabis.com...

[mfqr]

yeah i agree with LIP about the name, i don't like calling it marijuana either, it has such negative connotation attached with it.

Cannabis is where it's at!

Very true! Marijuana and Weed both sound negative. If you said to a random person, "I am going to go smoke some Cannabis," they might think nothing of it. But if you said, "Yo dude, I'm going to go smoke some Marihuana," it would sound bad. I've thought about this too. Also notice that just about any slang word for any drug has a negative cannatation, I mean connotation.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

don't do drugs. If you smke marajuana there is a 100% chance you r head will explode from all of the nasty horrible chemicals in it

[LIP]

Yeap - 1 puff of that "devils plant" and you'll be sitting in a squat in south london with a needle hanging out your arm in minutes.

[MisterGreen]

i only smoke rocks. i aint givin in to that devil plant.

[RyanTheCaveman]

....no i haven't smoked pot...ever in ym life.



so whats this forum about again?

[bubblebrain8]

Oh yeah maarijyouwanaa, "I tried it once and never inhaled"
....
i think the same guy said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

[Light It Up]

STRAIGHT EDGE FUCKERS!!!

DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS!!!!!


XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[MeGustaMota]

Oh yeah maarijyouwanaa, "I tried it once and never inhaled"
....
i think the same guy said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

You hear what Obama said when they asked him the inhaled question? It was something along the lines of "Well duh, isnt that the point?"

[Reefer Rogue]

Gotta love that Obama, well, no you don't, but I do. However i feel love is too strong a word. I'll change my opinion of him to - 'like'

[couch-potato]

These are the facts!

When ingested, marijuana instantly kills billions of precious brain cells, the result is REEFER MADNESS!

Reefer Madness: (Noun) A complete loss of morals, rational thinking - utter insanity. PEOPLE DIE, *****!

[thcbongman]

I have.. I think i'm the only one and i'm going to start a big trend.. just verifying that i'm probably the only one who smokes marijuana, therefor if you reply to this saying you do then you are just copying me.


adon't ask.. i'm really stonedd

No, what is marijuana?

[Metaphor]

These are the facts!

When ingested, marijuana instantly kills billions of precious brain cells, the result is REEFER MADNESS!

Reefer Madness: (Noun) A complete loss of morals, rational thinking - utter insanity. PEOPLE DIE, *****!

I believe the term is Voodoo Pharmacology. (taken from wiki)

Voodoo pharmacology is the belief that any drug, be it legal or illicit, robs the user of free will by creating an uncontrollable urge of craving and compulsion. The term is coined by Jacob Sullum in his book, Saying Yes: In Defence of Drug Use[1], where he alleges that this viewpoint is touted in governmental anti-drug propaganda which deliberately misleads the public about the actual dangers of taking recreational drugs, such as alcohol, marijuana, etc. Such claims on the danger of these drugs is not discussed vigorously in peer-reviewed research, and there appears to be a move in public health to demonize certain drugs while the most widely used drugs of nicotine and alcohol contribute more deaths.

[LiLGetMo28]

white widow weed is a must

[Reefer Rogue]

Are you seriously saying you smoke this spawn of satan plant which causes zillions of deaths each year because it is the biggest problem in the world and everyone who smokes it dies instantly.

[MeGustaMota]

Are you seriously saying you smoke this spawn of satan plant which causes zillions of deaths each year because it is the biggest problem in the world and everyone who smokes it dies instantly.

So...I'm dead right now?

[Reefer Rogue]

In the eyes of the lord, yes. You're all going to hell. SINISTER SINNERS :rastasmoke:

[santa]

poor Kermit...he never had a chance..

LMFAO :D

Yeah I heard about the compulosry heroin OD aswell.. nasty stuff that weed ;)

[lifeROLLSon]

Yee haw.

[JOINTMASTER5]

i dont smoke weed, weeds bad, i smoke cigaretts because cigaretts grow on trees, and i drink coffee, lots of it, because it comes from the mountains of mexico, or thats wat the box says, i drink alot of soda because thats the american drink. and i drink beer because i saw the movie beerfest, i am an american, no way im smoking weed, thats for "dumbasses"

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

Are you seriously saying you smoke this spawn of satan plant which causes zillions of deaths each year because it is the biggest problem in the world and everyone who smokes it dies instantly.

I only tried it once and already my life is in ruins.. NEVER SMOKE CANNABIS, IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND CONSUME YOUR SOUL!

[Reefer Rogue]

Unfortunately i've become under the devils control and continue to smoke marijuana. Like I said, it's really unfortunate.

[User Name Here]

My mom told me that her friends nephew did marijuanna once, He got addicted from injecting it into his veins like a shot. And now he has to jack middle aged men off to feed his addiction.

[Maui Wowie]

Drugs are bad. :jointsmile:

[GHoSToKeR]

What are these marijuana that you speak of? Are they friendly?

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

lol@ are they friendly

[Beano]

Mary... wanna?


What that?

[evan5502]

Yeah they're pretty much right, I'm actually a fugative on the run right now.. I ran over a girl on a bike while pulling out of a drive-thru lane.. I was way too high to even react.

ROFL!!

[evan5502]

Marijuana is bad, that's why I try to get as much as possible and burn it.

Hahaha..... Next time my mom asks me why all my clothes smell like pot I''ll tell her " ME and all my friends get together every day and burn that god forsaken plant of evil to the ground so that not one more soul will be taken in by its devilish ways"

[Polymirize]

Fun thread. But a lot of you guys are failing to see the bigger picture...

It's a well known fact that marijuana grows only in certain distant lands. Therefore the import and distribution of marijuana is run by certain shady groups.

You have to understand, that the smoking of marijuana directly supports and finances terrorism.

Please, be patriotic. Smoke your cigarettes, drink your booze, and stay away from that devil/terrorist weed!

[Maui Wowie]

Fun thread. But a lot of you guys are failing to see the bigger picture...

It's a well known fact that marijuana grows only in certain distant lands. Therefore the import and distribution of marijuana is run by certain shady groups.

You have to understand, that the smoking of marijuana directly supports and finances terrorism.

Please, be patriotic. Smoke your cigarettes, drink your booze, and stay away from that devil/terrorist weed!

1) This sounds like you're cop, I heard this same shit from a pig the other day, this is utter bullshit, not every dealer has a connection to terrorism, if at all, you're missing the big picture.

2) The only shady groups you've seen is the innocent people smoking pot that your sorry ass has to look for nowadays because back in the high school days noone accepted you.

3) Stick to your cigs, booze, donuts, and beating your wife.

Take your devil/terrorist ideals out of the only peaceful place you guys can't ruin.

[Polymirize]

1) This sounds like you're cop, I heard this same shit from a pig the other day, this is utter bullshit, not every dealer has a connection to terrorism, if at all, you're missing the big picture.

2) The only shady groups you've seen is the innocent people smoking pot that your sorry ass has to look for nowadays because back in the high school days noone accepted you.

3) Stick to your cigs, booze, donuts, and beating your wife.

Take your devil/terrorist ideals out of the only peaceful place you guys can't ruin.





No you're a towel... I mean, you're missing the big picture. EVERY dealer has a connection to terrorism.

It's also a well known fact that all smokers engage in constant masturbation, which makes Jesus cry.

My isolation in high school has nothing to do with the facts, other than making it obvious that you are a very mean person.

In conclusion, cigs, booze, donuts and beating your wife are all as american as apple pie. But anyone who smokes is directly responsible for 9-11, and those are FACTS!

[Maui Wowie]

Wow, I can't tell whether to laugh with you or to laugh at everything you stand for.

[lil josh]

Lol this thread is a classic!
1k views in under 24hours:stoned:

[Polymirize]

Wow, I can't tell whether to laugh with you or to laugh at everything you stand for.

Please, for the love of god laugh with me... Have you even bothered to read the rest of this thread?

It's chock full of the psychobabble of drug-addled sinners. And I will laugh as they burn in hell. Because, I kinda get off on that, for some reason...

[originalblu]

Please, for the love of god laugh with me... Have you even bothered to read the rest of this thread?

It's chock full of the psychobabble of drug-addled sinners. And I will laugh as they burn in hell. Because, I kinda get off on that, for some reason...


hey buddy :S4:


edit: Genesis 1:29 - Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you"

and everyone knows jesus smoked weed

[GHoSToKeR]

Umm. Why is everyone bashing on Polymirize? The whole thread is a joke, why are you taking his post seriously?

Anyway, what was I going to say? Oh yeah, did you know every time you smoke a joint an ugly person is born? Think about the consequences of your actions, people!

[conch420]

^ DAMN!! i feel bad for all the babies born on 4/20!

[Polymirize]

hey buddy :S4:


edit: Genesis 1:29 - Then God said, "Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you"

and everyone knows jesus smoked weed



Tell me mr originalblu, do you enjoy eating crab apples? Because it's a fruit that has a seed, but is clearly not edible, because they're far to hard and absolutely disgusting. By your logic, to smoke doobies, you also have to eat crab apples.

Which just goes to show that Genesis is a stoner book, adopted by the drug softies, the catholics. It's clearly contradicted by a passage in Pteradacticlies 3:24 "And ye should not smoke, nor gamble, nor revel in fornication."

I guess it comes down to what you think a Christian would really believe.

I don't see what Jesus has to do with any of this. Jesus was the son of god. are you the son of god? No? So what's your point?

[Reefer Rogue]

Even thinking about marijuana sends me to a deep dark abyss of which consumes my entire life and traps me in a pit of despair which i can not escape.

yeah...


Right... :stoned:

[bluntblaze]

tbh this thread sucks ass :p

[Reefer Rogue]

couldn't disagree more :P

It seems like that evil marijuana has your brain under control.

[bluntblaze]

couldn't disagree more :P

It seems like that evil marijuana has your brain under control.it has indeed

[Markass]

I've thought about it, but that stuff is bad...it's illegal so that means it's bad. Alcohol's legal, so that means it's not bad and you can do it. Same with cigarettes...even though those are deadly substances, they're legal and I only do those. Why would it be illegal if it's not bad?

Oh yeah, because our government's ignorant.

[GHoSToKeR]

I think our best course of action is to try to communicate with these marijuana. I suggest some sort of annoyingly bright flashing light-rig, attached to a few helicopters, and some annoying little jingle which we'll play really loud.. That usually works, right? And if that fails I'll uhh, make a mountain out of mash potato or something.

[Ghost**]

hahahah what kind of thread is this lol