the big bong

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

god loaded some killer bud into his bong, but noticed there was not fire, so god said let there be lighters, and so there were, and god said that was good shit, as he started toking. the vapors that entered gods lungs became the angels, the vapors trapped in the bong, our universe.
and god said this was good shit. :hippy:

[mrdevious]

Hmmmmmm, interesting ;) .


...and the light of that ligher upon which god ripped his first hoot became the great ball of nuclear energy we now know as our sun. Then god said "let the sacred herb grow forth upon a planet fueled by the sacred fire, and my ant farm shall enjoy it and know me".

Maybe we could start a new bible here :D

[Matt the Funk]

Sounds reasonable to me:p Somewhere that is true...

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Our stoner who holds the bong, fragrant be thy smoke...
give us this day our daily bud, and forgive us our bogarting, as we forgive those who bogart on us, lead us not into a dry spell, but deliver another bag
for thine is the giggles and munchies forever and ever, amen.

[MisterGreen]

hahaha!

[smoke it]

Our stoner who holds the bong, fragrant be thy smoke...
give us this day our daily bud, and forgive us our bogarting, as we forgive those who bogart on us, lead us not into a dry spell, but deliver another bag
for thine is the giggles and munchies forever and ever, amen.

my new payer before i go to sleep :rastasmoke:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

we arent high enough for the WORLD to be a bong, but if the UNIVERSE is, earth is a killer THC molecule. or atom. or whatever.