Sweeney
03-24-2007, 05:27 PM
My buddy from out of town called me and said he had a dub of some dank and wanted to smoke since we haven't chilled in awhile. So I said alright, he came we smoked 4 fat ass blunts of it hotboxing my car. After every hit we'd give each other shotguns that blew our face off. I remember when I moved my head everything got real weird. I was fine though, it was a so super stoned noone was talking just to baked to talk.
So he ends up riding out and I step out and get a MASSIVE head rush. Walk to my back door to go inside and I stand there for like 15 minutes looking in the back door window being paranoid that my mom was coming. I usually don't give a shit what she thinks but I was so high I was paranoid.
I finally came in and sat down at the computer and the screen was moving I was to fucked up so I said i'ma lay down. Started laying down and I felt this huge shit coming on. So I mudstomped to the bathroom and took a nasty ass shit. The shit was so hardcore it was making me space hardcore and spin more hardcore.
I was still on the shitter forgetting to wipe my ass as I sat there I looked down at the ground and saw a magazine opened up to one of those anti-weed advertisements. And I thought "I wonder how having a baby will feel, does it feel liek taking a big shit?" I wiped my ass and layed down on the bathroom floor using toilet paper as a pillow. I layed there out of my mind for bout 2 hours, got up and mowed down on some food and past out.
So he ends up riding out and I step out and get a MASSIVE head rush. Walk to my back door to go inside and I stand there for like 15 minutes looking in the back door window being paranoid that my mom was coming. I usually don't give a shit what she thinks but I was so high I was paranoid.
I finally came in and sat down at the computer and the screen was moving I was to fucked up so I said i'ma lay down. Started laying down and I felt this huge shit coming on. So I mudstomped to the bathroom and took a nasty ass shit. The shit was so hardcore it was making me space hardcore and spin more hardcore.
I was still on the shitter forgetting to wipe my ass as I sat there I looked down at the ground and saw a magazine opened up to one of those anti-weed advertisements. And I thought "I wonder how having a baby will feel, does it feel liek taking a big shit?" I wiped my ass and layed down on the bathroom floor using toilet paper as a pillow. I layed there out of my mind for bout 2 hours, got up and mowed down on some food and past out.