I was so wasted last night.

[Sweeney]

My buddy from out of town called me and said he had a dub of some dank and wanted to smoke since we haven't chilled in awhile. So I said alright, he came we smoked 4 fat ass blunts of it hotboxing my car. After every hit we'd give each other shotguns that blew our face off. I remember when I moved my head everything got real weird. I was fine though, it was a so super stoned noone was talking just to baked to talk.

So he ends up riding out and I step out and get a MASSIVE head rush. Walk to my back door to go inside and I stand there for like 15 minutes looking in the back door window being paranoid that my mom was coming. I usually don't give a shit what she thinks but I was so high I was paranoid.

I finally came in and sat down at the computer and the screen was moving I was to fucked up so I said i'ma lay down. Started laying down and I felt this huge shit coming on. So I mudstomped to the bathroom and took a nasty ass shit. The shit was so hardcore it was making me space hardcore and spin more hardcore.

I was still on the shitter forgetting to wipe my ass as I sat there I looked down at the ground and saw a magazine opened up to one of those anti-weed advertisements. And I thought "I wonder how having a baby will feel, does it feel liek taking a big shit?" I wiped my ass and layed down on the bathroom floor using toilet paper as a pillow. I layed there out of my mind for bout 2 hours, got up and mowed down on some food and past out.

Sweeney Reviewed by Sweeney on 03-24-2007. I was so wasted last night. My buddy from out of town called me and said he had a dub of some dank and wanted to smoke since we haven't chilled in awhile. So I said alright, he came we smoked 4 fat ass blunts of it hotboxing my car. After every hit we'd give each other shotguns that blew our face off. I remember when I moved my head everything got real weird. I was fine though, it was a so super stoned noone was talking just to baked to talk. So he ends up riding out and I step out and get a MASSIVE head rush. Walk to Rating: 5

[MisterGreen]

that was pretty damn funny. haha

[poiuyt]

Sounds like you had a good time.

[AsianStoner420]

haha 'nasty ass shit'

[Sweeney]

sounds fun..... lol fuck man, u wanna try having a baby? Ur screwed haha.:rastasmoke:

No I just imagined having a baby would be like taking a huge shit.

[The Reffer]

lol yea that was funny

[dankkeeper]

I remember my grandma told my mom once that birthing her was like taking a huge shit that just wouldn't come out. Maybe thats why my family is so screwed up.

[slpntrx5]

dude...i want some of THAT weed, please! lol

damn man...4 blunts...my friends and i smoked a half in one sitting, and i wasn't even 1/2 of what you were...

[Pipe Dreams]

Sweeney always says some wierd shit.

"Dude, if a peacock came in my yard right now, I would have to whip out my dick and straight fuck it!"

Ah man everytime I think about that I laugh

[notransfer]

lol