"Stoner" Moments.

[Spoken Word]

If there's any place to put this, show me. If not, hear me out.

What's been your funniest "Stoner" Moments?.
Meaning, things that happen for lack of focus or too much focus on something else, if u know what I mean:thumbsup: . Cause that's all they are. But they seem REALLY funny to us.

Well, I just put "Hits from the bong" on cause I'm at work and weeded:hippy:
and the song reminded me of a VERY(well, to me) funny one that happend like 5 years ago.

I was argueing(sp) with my mother (this was a VERY heated argument, mind you)about me coming home all stoned and shit.(which I was, at the time too, you know how it is) and she was threatning to kick me out. And I was denying everything about weed(:wtf: I know). From smoking it to being around it. (I was 15 you guys)
This was like at 1:30 a.m.
And so she was like FUCK IT! and she goes in her room to sleep.
I was like *shrug* W.E.
I go in my room. Relax, go on-line.
And I decided to listen to "Hits from the Bong"
I turned it up REAL loud.
And I forgot to put my headphones on............

If you didn't know the first words to that song are
"DO YOU WANT TO GET HIGH?!!!
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO GET HIGH?!!!!!"

which rang out throughout my house......
On full blast.
:dance:



Share yours.

[Ganj]

I was in a bathroom with a couple of other people who were smoking. The tenant of the place didn't want us smoking in her living room and asked us to move it there to avoid the stench. It must've been a set up. We reached the bathroom and lit up the blunt we had rolled in the living room. My friend turned the faucet on to wash down the ash from the blunt. The blunt went around a few times, the duty to ash always falling on the hands of those around me, then it became my turn. I neared the faucet and put the blunt underneath the water to remove the ash. I forgot the blunt was being smoked; as in fire burning marijuana wrapped inside tobacco paper. Needless to say, I extinguished the blunt and was the base of humiliation for the remainder of the smoke.

I guess that could fall under the category of "too much focus on something else."

[hardon]

I was talking to a teacher and said (instead of week) "You have to start the weed off right."

[Ben Dover]

OH MY GOD
im dying of laughter reading your guys's stoner moments.
too bad i dont have any of my own :-(
im fairly new

[Ganj]

My an abundance of "stoner" moments come your way then.

[Samwhore]

I showed up to class really blazed once and took a test. One of my answers to a question was "Matthew Perry" when I got my test back, my teacher wrote "WHOA" a simple wrong would have done fine, I took that test on 420, it was a great test, but I got an F. My friends still joke about Matthew Perry today.

[halfassedjediknight]

I dont have any really that I can recall. but once I told my grandmother I was high and she was like whaaaat? I had to be slick so I told her I was painting a car in autobody and the fumes made me lightheaded. it sucked.

[mad_nat]

we were getting high in the car park we go at lunch for and my mate was talking about rims on cars and we saw a red car and they were talking about it and i went 'what red one' even tho there was only one red car.

[Bob the Awesome]

Forgetting my glasses were on my face, looking around saying "WHERE ARE MY GLASSES!" and getting really frustrated. I think that's the worst of mine.

[nikweiser]

i was comin back from smokin and i was staring at the night sky, and i tried to unlock my door with my remote unlock pad for my car lol

[Whos Carl]

Dont have any many stoners moments. Only 1 is when I was driving after a few and was about 2 am in the morning I had been at my friends I went to the wrong house. I was listening to music pretty loud and just forgot where I was going. Had to stop and try think how to get home. My mate lives about a mile away.

[gabee42ee]

this isnt my own stoner moment story bc for some reason i cant thikn of any good ones for myself but one time this girl who i cant stand at all was in a car blazin with me n a few other people. my friend passed her a box of blunts and told her to put it in the glove compartment, for some reason this dumb bitch opens the door and throws the box of blunts out of the car door, while the car is rollin ... yes we did go back to get the blunts and banned her from smoking them. we still dont know what she was thinking?

[Reefer Rogue]

I can't remember.

[Sweeney]

I was in a bathroom with a couple of other people who were smoking. The tenant of the place didn't want us smoking in her living room and asked us to move it there to avoid the stench. It must've been a set up. We reached the bathroom and lit up the blunt we had rolled in the living room. My friend turned the faucet on to wash down the ash from the blunt. The blunt went around a few times, the duty to ash always falling on the hands of those around me, then it became my turn. I neared the faucet and put the blunt underneath the water to remove the ash. I forgot the blunt was being smoked; as in fire burning marijuana wrapped inside tobacco paper. Needless to say, I extinguished the blunt and was the base of humiliation for the remainder of the smoke.

I guess that could fall under the category of "too much focus on something else."

Okay, I really hope yall were just really stoned and don't use water to ash blunts all the time. As far as me, I could write a book bout the shit i've expierenced and seen. My friends enjoy smoking with me cause of all the kickass storys I tell.

[206 DankySpanky]

I showed up to class really blazed once and took a test. One of my answers to a question was "Matthew Perry" when I got my test back, my teacher wrote "WHOA" a simple wrong would have done fine, I took that test on 420, it was a great test, but I got an F. My friends still joke about Matthew Perry today.
omg. same shit happened to me.

i was in 8th grade lol. me and a friend were blazin at lunch (not literally AT lunch, u kno) and in my next class, science we had a test. and one of the questions about like rocks or somthing just stumped me. like i couldnt even understand what it was asking and i wrote "what the fuck" as my answer. i got suspended for it too it was quite gay, but also very funny

[Xhoshi]

After hotboxing in my friend's car, me and my friend went outside to air off. and I took my jacket, which was on the back seat. When I put my jacket on, some cloth fell out of the door. I thought it was a bandanna so i pick it up and was about to wipe my face with it and just b4 i let it touch my face, my friend is like ":wtf: wtf are you doing..?" and we just stare at each other for a long time. Then I take a good look at what I was really holding and it turned out it was some boxers, that had a bandanna print on it.:wtf3:

[passitplz]

i was smoking with a couple of friends at this chicks house i just met. we were smoking out back and after about five bowls i was pretty high and i looked around her backyard and she had a fucking tortoise! i was stunned. it was huge and they didnt even feed it. it just ate the plants in the backyard and walked around. i didnt even know it was legal to have a tortoise. it started chasin me and after about 30 min i had to get up and move. still got the pic on my phone :thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

[passitplz]

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

it wouldve been funny as shit if they both slapped u cuz who else can say "i got bitchslapped by an old lady and a fat security guard... IN THE SAME DAY!" lol

[d00d557]

well not much of one but I felt like a total dumbass, we went to a drive in and got really blazed the friday before last(we just bought our first bong that night too,:p ) anyway we had to leave after an undercover cop pulled up and we were in the middle of passing around a blunt. So we decided to go to mcdonalds, I go up and order some food then right after the guy sets the tray down(without and food on it) and puts the receipt next to it without thinking i go ahead and pick it up like there was food on it and the guy was sorta paying attention to something else but kinda put his hand on it and set it back down. I just kinda walked back to the table we were sitting at mumbling i'm a complete dumbass. I'm sure he knew I was stoned. The guy works at mcdonalds anyway god knows how many stoners go through there.

[cannabis=freedom]

I once blew out instead of in when toking. It made a "pfffut" sound and the weed flew out of the bowl. We all laughed forever.

[206 DankySpanky]

I once blew out instead of in when toking. It made a "pfffut" sound and the weed flew out of the bowl. We all laughed forever.

dude i smoked this guy out awhile back. he's not a big toker. and i was letting him hit my bong and he did that and got my bud all wet i was like " BITCH HELL NAW!! RAWWW, WTF MAN" . he was all like "oopsie" but im a nice guy so i let it slide next thing i kno 2 hits later and he did it again. "WTF BITCH" i was pisssed. i told him to bounce haha. i was blazed to so that shoud show how uncool it was. usually i would have just laughed but for sum reason it jus pised me off that he did it twice

[affasd]

dude i would've been pissed too if he ruined two bowls lol

[Reefer Rogue]

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

HAHA, wow that's funny. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/109228-my-nightmare-amsterdam.html

lol

[Wintersweet]

God, there's so many good ones.
Let's see...

Alright, Halloween 2005 I threw a party in my basement. There was no smoking during the actual party, just because there's some really good kids who don't drink or do drugs or anything. But after the party, a couple friends stay behind and spend the night. And we smoke a lot.
So I'm high, and I decide to bring down the strobe light, the blacklight, and the glow-in-the-dark ouija board of mine. The board's glowing from the backlight, and the strobe's on the floor.

My friend looks over at the ouija board on the floor and starts FREAKING out. "It's moving! FUCK, dude! It's fucking moving!" And I go over to her, and I'm like, "Dude, don't be rediculous, you're fucking high. The ouija board is NOT moving". But she keeps saying it is. In my attempt to prove it's not, I look over at the ouija board. The strobe is on the ground behind it, creating this illusion that it actually is moving across my floor on it's own.

But I'm too high to think correctly. And I SCREAM when I see it. I scream, hide behind one of those supporting poles in my basement, and wake up my entire family. At one in the morning.
And the other friend just starts laughing her ass off, while Tiffany keeps going "I TOLD you it was fucking moving, man. I told you!"

Never have lived that one down.

[lagstronaut]

One time there was mass going on in the gym at my (catholic) school, and I was so blazed out of my mind and bored as fuck. I turned to this really hot ass teacher, stared at her tits for maybe like 25 seconds (no lie), and while the Preist was talking I said kinda loud "when the hell is this class over?!" while still staring at the hot ass teachers tits. Once I refocused I noticed everyone was looking at me

[Frivolous248]

Aight, heres a good one that happened the other night.

Me 'n my friend made a bong with a socket as the bowl. After blazin' a ton of bowls out of it (we smoked 2g throughout the night, over a gram in that bong, so needless to say its a bit warm) and the metal socket bowl falls out.

My friend goes to pick it up and goes "ow, thats hot"

THEN he goes to pick it up again, and I'm like "Don't pick it up!"

Hes like "Why?! Is that bad?!"

And I'm like "Its hot!"

[Metaphor]

so my highschool was terribly overcrowded so there were trailer classes that were fenced in but there was alot of open space to chill and alot of people would smoke ciggs there and a few would burn the good stuff (before the deans/school saftey officers started patrolling). Anyway, In health class i was very stoned. The teacher started talking about smoking (ciggs) going on about how its bad for you blah blah, then she askes if anyone smokes on the campus. I knew alot of people in the class smoke so i raised my hand, but nobody else really raised their hands, so i put mine down quickly trying to go un noticed, obviously she saw me. So i was like "Oh noo, i thought you meant weed". It kinda just slipped out. There was an akward silence then laughter by the class. The teacher was chill enough not to report me to the deans. it was all good.
that same teacher wass telling us about how the serving size for a bowl of cereal should be no laarger than your fist. Later that night when i was good and stoned i poured a huge bowl of that ego cereal, (that shit is bangin btw). Once its poured i hold my fist up to the bowl started bursting out laughing.

[PENCIL]

I forgot my dang PIN number at the ATM machine. The one I've been using forever.

[Feebs420]

I have two free periods during my school day, plus lunchso i have 3, 6 and 10 free. (10th being the last period of the day). My school also has an open campus so you are free to leave whenever you feel like and security guards never ask if you have a free period or ask for a reason why your leaving so i just walk out whichever door i please.
So one time after smoking a few bowls i walk back in to school and just go to my next class like i usually do, the thing is i walk into the wrong class reaking of weed with bloodshot eyes and just stand in the doorway for 2 minutes thinking "whats up with all these new student in my class". Then the bell rings and i realized i got to my class a few minutes early and made a food of myself.
Another one that has happened a couple times is when i get back from smoking and need to go to my locker i can never fucking remember the combination and i just sit there trying to open it for 10 minutes. ugh i hate lockers.

[Greenport]

Third time I got high I think, me and my 2 friends were just lookin at each other and just laughin incredibly hard. I fell into his little sisters crib LOL