Hello, I am a newbie. I found this forum quite by accident. I wish I had the info earlier.

I am fat, and I already am aware of this. I am 5'11", and 290 pounds, down from 340. After toking a pipe 2-3 times a year, maybe. I started experimenting with weed for pain management about the 2nd week of December. It worked so well that I quit taking pain meds which made me a zombie. Ohio does not have MM laws yet. I smoked about 4 bowels a day until 16 days ago.

I was just hired by a temp to hire technical service for a killer 90 day to hire contract. No one has mentioned a UA screen yet. I start tomorrow. I read the drug screen agreement for the agency, and it dictates that I maintain my dignity while providing a sample for a 10 panel screen. The sample must be the standard US standards, etc. The creatinine must be the standard 20g/dl, specific gravity 1.033333, etc.

When I interviewed last week, I went to the local head shop, and bought the fat people's Emergency Detox product from Applied Sciences. It is 32 oz. of product, and 16 ounces of water, then pee a few times. The product contains massive amounts of the B vitamins, and creatine.

I started a test run today, and have drank 3 qts of a low cal sports drink I already had called Spark. It contains the 3 main B vitamins, as well as creatine. I also chased the Spark with 4 gts of water. I have had red meat meals today, and have taken 12 creatine tabs, as well as 600 mg of Zinc supplement. I plan on eating a big steak tonight, and continue loading zinc, and creatine. I took a cheap test strip after 6 hours of all of the aforementioned slamming. It was + for THC metabolites.

I have not faxed the drug screen papers, with the other 20 forms yet. I will do this during the weekend, so I will buy 5 more days before a potential test, legally.. I have inside info from a trusted friend that it is not a big deal there. The ultimate company I will be hired by may not require a pre employment screen for 90 more days when I should be a permanent employee. I may be worried for nothing.

I have not read any info on this site regarding zinc as an adulterant.
Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA Urine Testing

Last year, a spot test for the presence of zinc was developed. As slow as the govt works, this may not be standard lab procedure for some time.
Novel Spot Tests for Detecting the Presence of Zinc Sulfate in Urine, a Newly Introduced Urinary Adulterant to Invalidate Drugs of Abuse Testing

My questions, are:

Am I on the correct path here? Has anyone successfully used zinc as an adulterant? Advise for fat smokers?

I read all of the stickies. I have learned some info. I understand, YMMV.

I look forward from some of the experts here.

Thank you in advance.
5stringRUMBLE Reviewed by 5stringRUMBLE on . Fat guy needs advice Hello, I am a newbie. I found this forum quite by accident. I wish I had the info earlier. I am fat, and I already am aware of this. I am 5'11", and 290 pounds, down from 340. After toking a pipe 2-3 times a year, maybe. I started experimenting with weed for pain management about the 2nd week of December. It worked so well that I quit taking pain meds which made me a zombie. Ohio does not have MM laws yet. I smoked about 4 bowels a day until 16 days ago. I was just hired by a temp to Rating: 5