What every man should know

[Pipe Dreams]

I just wanna say, this thread disgusts me.

Pipe Dreams Reviewed by Pipe Dreams on 03-18-2007. What every man should know So, ladies, what do you think every man should know? Mainly sex related things. Ive posted this in the women issues, so you may feel more confortable to spill the beans out (sp?). PS.(besides the 'you should NOT piss outside the toilet'... we know it, its just difficult sometimes :D) Rating: 5

[higher4hockey]

why ?

[Psycho4Bud]

All women should just carry their very own owners manual. The right button to push on one is the self-destruct on another. How the hell are we suppose to keep track of all that shit? :wtf:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Weedhound]

But don't you think that's true for men as well P4B?

[Psycho4Bud]

But don't you think that's true for men as well P4B?

LOL.......By answering that question I would be participating in hijacking this thread and that would be wrong...."What every man should know":angelsmiley:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I was thinking about this subject overnight after talking to my friend Judy, who's constantly at odds with her husband about their sex life.

I think a very basic thing men need to know is that while they regard sex as being the best way to for us show them love and acceptance, we women first need to feel love and acceptance before we feel like having sex. Sounds almost too simple to be worth mentioning, but it's not. It's a difference in our emotional constitution that influences how we relate to each other at a very basic level.

Men's actions of being loving, supportive, and accepting of women is a lot more likely to make us want to put out than just saying "I need sex" or "If you loved me, you'd have sex with me." For some reason, although they've been married for 19 years, my friend Judy and her husband haven't yet figured this out.

Things are waaay backwards in the Greenjeans household. I'm always the one saying "if you loved me, you'd fuck me".

Sorry Birdie, I know it pains you that I say fuck in public. LOL!

Anyhooo, I know what you mean though. You can't call me a bitch in the morning and expect to get any tail at night. It ain't happenin without a long exhaustive conversation on just how wrong you are, and an apology. I like hot makeup sex though, so sometimes I'll pick a fight just to get laid. I know it's wrong, but it's effective.

[napolitana869]

I'm always the one saying "if you loved me, you'd fuck me".

I had to pull something like that the other night. Since then the sex has been better than its ever.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

It's a damn shame ain't it?