Maybe it's just my imagination but I was picturing you and your buddy actually waiting for the interview in the car/van/pickup or whatever you guys drive and filling a ziplock [talk about choice of container for a liquid!] in the actual vehicle before I read about the counter and the piss all over it and the floor!!! I mean! This is so dumb they should turn it into a sketch in a Cheech and Chong movie or similar! Anyway, my imagination still galloping away I imagine further complications when a police officer taps on the car/truck window and there's two guys inside fumbling with their zips...piss all over the car seats/clothes/dashboard...[I could go on] ...OK...VIVID...I'm still laughing out loud from reading your post when I stumbled upon this little gem...
Quote Originally Posted by shaan04
...I did some thing a little trickier I got two balloons filled up with piss tied the ends very tight and tape it to my boxers. then when it was time I untied the string...
and ROTFL!!! you can guess what went through my mind...further complications in the sketch involve the string to tie up the balloons, the tape to secure the balloons to the shorts [!!], the SCISSORS to cut the string!! :S2:
...but hey, maybe the reason you were using a ziplock bag in the first place was because you had one right there for your stash...now wouldn't that have been smart?
Tarantino Reviewed by Tarantino on . Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket. I've been wanting this job at Signature Brands for a long time now. I made the irresponsible mistake and smoked some yesterday. Shortly after they called and scheduled a interview for tommarow (today) at 9am. I was nervous they were gonna drug test me so I called up my good friend who stays clean and asked him for a sample. He came with me in the morning to my interview. They told me to come back at 3:30 so I could take a tour of the place. My buddy had to be at work by 3 so first round 230 Rating: 5