Had my job tour today with a ziploc bag full of piss in my pocket.

[Sweeney]

piss on the counter???couldn't you put in the sink???

Gratz on the job...

Hey that was all him. I enjoyed every second of it when I came back and the counter and kitchen floor was covered in piss. I was laughing my ass off.

lol. at least the bag didnt pop in your pocket

I was worried the whole time that some would leak and i'd start smelling like piss.