alright...so im smoking up one of my bestfriends for the first time. so im thinkin i gota really smoke thsi kid up bc its his first time. so we each eat a brownie..then we smokeed 5 bowls of headies. wow, by that time...i was soo off my ass it took me almsot 20 mintues to pack the 5 bowl. i was basically tripping and went to this sick restaurant called Tex-Mex. i asked the waiter if he could bring out some chips and salsa...and i also asked if i could get the 'chips' extra crispy...well, of course chips are already crispy..what i really wanted crispy was some of those famous sweet and sweaty wings.
we ended up getting in an argument about the 'crispy chips'... by the end, my buddy realized how high he was and he was laughin so hard he almost shit his pants. great high times that day

this was NOT me...who did this...and the kid that did do this was a fucking rookie ass bitch who got the shit beaten out of him


alright....hope ur ready for this

so it was snowing adn we got out of school early. me and a bunch of friends and this one random ass faggot went over this kids house. we had some extremely dank bud and the kid wanted to smoke us all up through his new 2ft bong. amazing bong with an ice catcher adn all taht shit...rips soooo nice

well we are 2 bowls in and alraedy off our asses....this one faggot kid thinks hes funny shit and when the kid who owns the bong was packin another bowl...the faggot fuckin judo-kicks the bong off of the kids table.. hahaaha it was funny shit for a little...but then not so funny after teh kid got his ass kicked...welll anyway, the bong fuckin flew off the able and shattered against the wall...the kid got bong water all over the owners new iphone that was charging and he also completely shattered his bong into millions of pieces...to top if off, a freshly packed bowl of the dankest buds was now all over the floor covered in bong water.

well it took us all about 5 minutes or so to realize what actually happened..the fag kid who judo-kicked taht shit was cracking up and was thining he was the man or something...well the kid who owns teh bong stood up and fucking laid that kid out with one punch. kid broke his jaw and ended up getting surgery on his jaw too. haha, well he deserved it

now the fag kid realizes what he had done and he ended up buying the owner of the bong a dub bag of some headies