Ive:

Got on the bus and asked for a pint.

Spent two hours looking for my glasses, then realized they were on my face.
Woken up in a bush.

Attempted to get a bowl of cereal and a coffee, then ended up with a bowl full of cheerios, jam, oreos and beer - then ate it.

Attempted to assassinate trees
CheeseOnToast Reviewed by CheeseOnToast on . What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned? just an idea, WHATS THE DUMMEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE WASTED, EG, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BOOTS THE OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES, AND THEY WERE ON MY FEET, I COULDN`T FIND MY WALLET THE OTHER DAY AFTER A LONG SEARCH MY WOMAN FOUND IT IN THE FRIDGE OH WE LAUGHED Rating: 5