What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned?

[Budman1970]

Decided it was a good idea to grow a plant in my dormroom on campus. Even put it in the windowsill for light. Even though i was on the 3rd floor all you had to do was take a quick glance and it was obvious what it was. What a dumbass i was. lol.

[dereck1174]

i was just about to get in the shower the other night stoned as stoned can be.....when my phone rang i answered the phone and went straight back and got in the shower,
fully clothed and still holding the phone!!!!
fucking stoner lol

[FlAsHbAcK]

Once put some sqwidgy black on my fire guard to soften it up a bit,went to go take it off and pushed it off the guard and into the fire! :wtf: and fo some reason I always light the Joint at the roach end ? :jointsmile:

[rastaman79]

this one time i was going to do an impersination off a tosser
but MELONCOLY beat me to it, :thumbsup:

funny as man..i get bollocked now and then for bein abusive, to these types of people,take it easy RM>

[rastaman79]

i went in a pub cubicle once to chop up an oz of hash,i was takin a leak at the same time, and as i went to shake the old fella,i burnt myself with the hot knife! wont do that again i can tell u!

[rastaman79]

ive also went on munchie`s duty and left my friends bike outside and walked back,only to have him rave bout this £300 bike,ran back....no bike

[Silent Wolf]

One night i got so wasted i ended up walking around in circles in my bathroom for quite a while. I just couldn't stop for some reason? I was getting all paranoid in thinking i was gonna throw up! I never did though lol.

[gumsnap]

Geez, I've done a few pretty dumb things.

Number one has to be leaving a baggie with half an ounce of pot in it on the table, out in the open, all day, while my friend's parents were home. Luckily they didn't see it, but that's pretty damn stupid.

Other than that, just random stupid things: putting things back in the wrong place, shouting at strangers. A friend and I smoked up in a forest and had a freakout because some dude shined a flashlight at us, and we ended up crashing through the brush in the dark because we were too paranoid to stay put.

[Chronisseur]

Already burnt outta my skull, I plugged my new (old) vape in. Didnt feel any heat accumulating, so I decided to grab the stem....Yes, GRAB THE STEM!...Very BAD idea. My thumb and forefinger looked like burnt plastic!

[trynagethigh]

Got blazed on the way out to a party one night and decided to stop at walgreens to get some more b's, got out my car went in got my stuff and on the way out the door i was looking for my keys and couldnt find them. As it turns out I left my keys in the ignition with the car running in the parking lot..