What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned?

[TallCoolOne]

i rode a bike down the dorm hall with condoms ont he handlebars, i ran smack into a corner and broke the plaster off, luckily i didnt crack my skull!

[rhizome]

Developed a maddening itch while welding, flipped up the mask, and scratched my lip- with the electrode.

[smokinsteve]

Not so long ago I decided to ride my motorbike down to the local tesco's to get some munchies (I know you shouldnt drive and all that)..I parked up and jumped off only to notice I had no helmet on..Talk about a pickle i was in....

:rastasmoke:

[skatin_foo15]

Developed a maddening itch while welding, flipped up the mask, and scratched my lip- with the electrode.

ouch. i bet that felt great!

[A328519]

When I was getting myself a bowl of cereal, I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal box in the fridge.

[A328519]

Okay. Cool.

[rebgirl420]

hmmmm well I asked random people for hugs once...looking back I could have gotten stolen

[bloodmasta]

im stoned everyday, im pretty wasted right now and ive done many stupid things in my time, but the most stupidest thing ive ever done is i went to a mates house one morning and i had some white widow so we sat at his 1 morning nailing shotties and after a good hour or 2 of constant shotties we were absolutly munched so i decided to go to the shop for munchies i went to the shop then coz i was so stoned i completely forgot i was at my mates house before so i rang him thinking ide just been dropped off by the shop near his house by mum, so i asked him if i could come round to his house and he was like "wtf? u were here for 2 hours getting stoned why are you asking if you can come back to mine" well it was shorter than that coz we were wasted haha! but anyway i dident acatualy realise ide allready been there untill i got back to his house and he sat there reminding me for what we had done for 2 hours before :rastasmoke: p.s getting stoned to the point where you forget what you did 10 mins ago is soooo goood

[...gas...]

i got 1 ? dumbest thing , we deicied 2 grow weed at hi school ? dumb as ! put seed s in a pot n went 2 put them on a leadge of the school gym out of site , teacher caught my m8 just as we went 2 put them up , n said if they r wat i think they r u l get xpelled , im puting them in my office n we l see wat cum s up ? we were packing shit ! she put them in a cupbourd with no light , they cum up , but were streched as and yellow , 3 week s later she gave them back but died any way , no more smoking skunk b4 school ................... THE END

[Nocturnal Stoner]

I never fall over when I'm quite high, I always take time getting my ps2 and tv ready and just pass out in the middle of playing.