Went to call a friend and wondered why the phone wouldn't ring. I hadn't dialed. Went to dial and stared blankly at the phone hoping the number would occur to me. I then forgot who I was calling.
** put the joint DOWN, madame. **



Also tough lessons learned like:

Valuables you want to hide whilst stoned become long lost treasures.

The item you're casually looking for is probably in your hand and can lead to embarrassing Q&A: "where's my phone?" ..."you're holding it, you muppet!" ..."oh. "

Sharing a hammock only seems like a good idea.

Cooking is complicated but that walk to the store for munchies is longer than you think.