What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned?

[boomers23]

2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!

I started cracking up laughing when i read this. Maybe its cause im blasted, but that shits funny as hell! :rastasmoke:

[smokey91]

LOL dat shits funny

[smokey91]

You called yourself and still was wondering if it would ring in your hand?:wtf:LOL

[smokey91]

Theres been tons of dumb things i did while blowed but one time me and my homie smoked 3 blunts of some purp in a garage and his girlfriends dog was in there. We had never gotten it stoned before so we decided to. We didnt think it was stoned until it walked like 6 feet away from us and kinda threw itself to the floor. My homie said
what if we killed it? Kinda jokingly and kind a seriously And we just started laughin like crazy for a couple minutes until it really wasnt moving and then it got quiet and we just looked at each other like OH SHIT WHAT IF WE DID KILL IT. Till we walked over there and seen that it was just sleepin with a smile on its face

[smokey91]

oh i think im good at this game, i have a bunch.

1. Hit a bowl while already stoned, passed out after exhaling the hit, woke up on the floor, and my right knee was fucked for like 6 months. told everyone i slipped on ice going down to my shed, cause i was walking all funny, and couldnt play hockey for a while .

2. After telling my dad i wouldn't have any weed/para in the house i smoked and forgot my bong upstairs in the kitchen and went to bed... :S DOH!

3. Being so 007 about hiding my stash after i was done smoking a sesh, then wakeup, have the urge to smoke and not remember where i hid it. - same with lighters :S

4. This one time, i got so friggen high. This was back in my 'casual smoking' days. Anyways, i had my best buddy come over, and he had this big alien bong, so we got some ice, cold water, and went down to the park with my step sisters friend (she was awake and she smokes so she came). Get Down to the park, and i have sparks on three massive party bowls, once the sesh was done, i stood up, and everything was sooo shaky i couldnt see too well, i didn't know which direction was which and where to go and it was my neighborhood lol. I felt like i was smashed and high at the same time, and it was the hardest thing ever remaining standing/walking, so my buddy helped me out. Lasted for about 10 mins, then i was just walking home saying "i wanna go to bed, im way too high". But by the time we almost got to my house the high lowered a bit, so i decided to go buy something to munch on.

5. Made a Lightbulb vape, using it, and lungs kinda hurting. Anyways long story short, i thought i inhaled a tiny shard of glass and was internally bleeding. I told my sister and step sister my problem when i was high cause i was freaking out, they laughed at me, and my sister said "go sit down on the couch, and just relax, your gonna wake up tomorrow and laugh at how stupid you are now". She was right obv, haha

Yea not a good idea to hide your weed right after a session. Your so stoned you think of the perfect place to hide it but cant remember the next morning. But most likely you`ll find it a couple months later when your dry :thumbsup:

[dank4KB2buds0]

alright...so im smoking up one of my bestfriends for the first time. so im thinkin i gota really smoke thsi kid up bc its his first time. so we each eat a brownie..then we smokeed 5 bowls of headies. wow, by that time...i was soo off my ass it took me almsot 20 mintues to pack the 5 bowl. i was basically tripping and went to this sick restaurant called Tex-Mex. i asked the waiter if he could bring out some chips and salsa...and i also asked if i could get the 'chips' extra crispy...well, of course chips are already crispy..what i really wanted crispy was some of those famous sweet and sweaty wings.
we ended up getting in an argument about the 'crispy chips'... by the end, my buddy realized how high he was and he was laughin so hard he almost shit his pants. great high times that day

this was NOT me...who did this...and the kid that did do this was a fucking rookie ass bitch who got the shit beaten out of him


alright....hope ur ready for this

so it was snowing adn we got out of school early. me and a bunch of friends and this one random ass faggot went over this kids house. we had some extremely dank bud and the kid wanted to smoke us all up through his new 2ft bong. amazing bong with an ice catcher adn all taht shit...rips soooo nice

well we are 2 bowls in and alraedy off our asses....this one faggot kid thinks hes funny shit and when the kid who owns the bong was packin another bowl...the faggot fuckin judo-kicks the bong off of the kids table.. hahaaha it was funny shit for a little...but then not so funny after teh kid got his ass kicked...welll anyway, the bong fuckin flew off the able and shattered against the wall...the kid got bong water all over the owners new iphone that was charging and he also completely shattered his bong into millions of pieces...to top if off, a freshly packed bowl of the dankest buds was now all over the floor covered in bong water.

well it took us all about 5 minutes or so to realize what actually happened..the fag kid who judo-kicked taht shit was cracking up and was thining he was the man or something...well the kid who owns teh bong stood up and fucking laid that kid out with one punch. kid broke his jaw and ended up getting surgery on his jaw too. haha, well he deserved it

now the fag kid realizes what he had done and he ended up buying the owner of the bong a dub bag of some headies

[smokey91]

I probably did the dumbest thing on this thread, not while stoned but just read on . Okay i was in 8th grade and probably smoking for probably a year but barley becoming a real pot head.I was real frustrated this one day in school and felt like the day would never end. At lunch my friend told me he just hit a joint of some orange kush in the school bathroom and had half of it left, so he gave it to me along with a lighter and some papers( I dont remember why i had his papers cuz i was just gonna hit the half a joint) My friends have smoked in the school bathroom before i would just usually wait till i got to the park after skoo. But neways i really wanted to be high during skoo so i went into the bathroom and smoked it. then i threw the roach in the toilet and flushed and went to recess. I gave him back his lighter and papers. Then a bunch of people started asking me if i smoked in the restroom. All the people i knew that didnt smoke started making a big deal about it and it seemed like everyone at recess was talking about it. So recess ended and i went to my class and i seen the look on my teachers face and i knew what she was gonna do. I was always bad in her class but she gave me tons of chances and never really sent me to the office. She sent me, along with about all the mexicans and blacks in my class and lined us up against the wall. She smelt everybodys clothes and just then i knew i was done for. She sent me along with about 4 other boys to the office. And the 2 hour interrogation began. I totally denied it but the principle kept saying he knows it was me and if i fess up then things will be easier.He said he walked in the bathroom and couldve got high off the fumes.LOL as i denied it he kept saying a cop was on his way with a dog and kept saying i still have time to fess up. But he kept making excuses on why the cop was taking so long.I was getting more worried by the minute but i didnt have NOTHING on me no light no roach no record for marijuana. Just the fact that i knew i was really stoned. I finally fessed up. Just then a cop walked in WITH NO DOG and i knew i just got played for a sucker(But i was young and stoned out of my mind). I got expelled from the district and got like 3 months probation. I think back and knew they couldnt do anything cuz they had no proof. I shoulda just kept denying it.

[PlainJane]

Went to call a friend and wondered why the phone wouldn't ring. I hadn't dialed. Went to dial and stared blankly at the phone hoping the number would occur to me. I then forgot who I was calling.
** put the joint DOWN, madame. **



Also tough lessons learned like:

Valuables you want to hide whilst stoned become long lost treasures.

The item you're casually looking for is probably in your hand and can lead to embarrassing Q&A: "where's my phone?" ..."you're holding it, you muppet!" ..."oh. "

Sharing a hammock only seems like a good idea.

Cooking is complicated but that walk to the store for munchies is longer than you think.