What's the dumbest thing you've done while stoned?

[drgreenthumb1238]

Falling over very slowly. I did it in about 4 stages, it was like an old person clutching at stuff n shit. Then jus before I landed I burst into giggles

[logie_boy]

making coffee and cornflakes for supper rather wasted,
rather than putting sugar on my cornflakes i ended up with a big spoonfull of instant coffee
what a waste!

[Lamperus]

The falling over thing I do constantly while sober ... and I usually comment on it while it's happening, rather than using that energy to save my poor falling self.

Me and 4 Friends stopped at a gas station to fill up and stuff. I filled it up, went inside, bought some munchies, came out. Couldnt find my keys. We have 4 people lookin' around the car for 10 minutes for keys...

They were around my middle finger in the hand that i was lookin' for them with..

I think your first problem was that you were looking for your keys with your hand. I use my eyes most of the time. Not a whole lot better, but it sure looks less weird.

[bluerasta]

falling over seems to be a weekly occurance to me.
but i have falling over with my hands in my pockets before,unable to free my hands and falling without breaking my fall.
and another thing when you see people fall over in public, they get up really quickly as if no-one has seen them do it.
anyway you can`t beat someone falling over to brighten up your day.:rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[weedmaster]

the other day in tescos stoned, not looking where i was going i tried to walk up the escalator going down.

[pass_the_dubbie]

Oh yeah one time I was in my shed, smoking it out as usual. I use the light on my phone to light up the shed....So we were getting ready to go and I started looking for my phone...Couldnt find it....I shone the light everywhere but I couldnt find my phone......Then I realised where the light was coming from

[Silent Wolf]

Drinking Absinthe.

[d0ob]

mines walking out the house with the house phone in my pocket, getting half way into town and relising it aint my mobile lol.

[bluerasta]

went to get some rabbit food yesterday, and walked into the shop next door
which sells car parts etc..
i asked him for a pound off rabbit food before i realized i am in the wrong shop
we all pissed ourselves as i left...

[erkins]

I set my kitchen on fire once when I was stoned. For like 5 year I have this kettle that u had to put on the gas stove, one day my missus brings home an electric one that looked the same. That night I went to put the kettle on to make me an me mates a brew and forget that I didn't need to put it on the stove. Went back into the living room, 2 mins later my kitchen was on fire.
Oh how we laffed:wtf: