i fuckin hate being stabbed to death
just the other day i was breakdancing with my dog in the cemetery
i was playing aqua - barbie girl when a random ginger haired little boy pulled a knife on me
so i took of my wrist band, did a 360 spin and stamped on his toe
2 minutes later a gang of midgets came round, all with screw drivers and sand paper

i got stabbed to death
and my dog is now bald
not the first time its happened, but it still pisses me off