Preps get pissed and get their asses beat where I come from, we use prep to identify any abercrombie, hollister, AE wearing mother fucker who wouldn't know a blunt from a dog turd, has the alcohol tolerance of a 2 year old, and thinks he is the next justin timberfake.

1. Go out on the pull every night (having a meaningful, wholesome relationship is a serious nono) - I'm on the lookout for tail all the time, not just at night, but I am not in or opposed to having a meaningful relationship if one jumped up and bit me in the ass.
2. Go to the pub and get fucked until you can't stand at least 3 times a week - atleast three times a week, I leave under my own power though, nobody needs to babysit me even though I may not remember the next day.
3. Have an obssession with football, because football is actually the greatest thing in the history of the world, ever. Maybe not ever, but it is top 5, and I am talking about real football where you are SUPPOSED to hit the other team as hard as you can.
4. Want, no, NEED to buy every pointlessly overhyped, expensive iGadget that is coming out every two weeks. This one doesn't apply to me
5. Think Dirty Sanchez is 'genius'. I think Dirty Sanchez is a lame sub-par Jackass rip off, Jackass on the other hand is fucking tear jerking it's so funny, but not genius. It's basically the same shit we used to do when we were young and didn't "party"