How do you get bud out of your system

[whats good]

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[RIH]

Aerobic exercise is great. It will help increase fat cell turnover. Drinking lots of water days before the test isn't going to help. Sweating does nothing. Cranberry juice does nothing. Niacin does nothing. Vinegar does nothing. Souble fiber like Metamucil can help a little too. Try to take 6 capsules at a time 2-4 times a day. If that is your body in the pic, yeah I would say you work out a lot.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Water does help, cranberry juice helps and sweating helps.

I was a heavy pot smoker for a few YEARS, got a court notice to appear, and just by sweating, drinking water and cranberry juice, I cleaned my system in 12 days...that's not easy to do for someone who smoked for years without stopping.

Plus, my dad had random drug tests for work and he'd be fired on the spot if he failed...so he drank lots of cranberry juice before they'd give him a test, and guess what? He's had the job for 20+ years.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You have no idea what you're talking about. Water does help, cranberry juice helps and sweating helps.

I was a heavy pot smoker for a few YEARS, got a court notice to appear, and just by sweating, drinking water and cranberry juice, I cleaned my system in 12 days...that's not easy to do for someone who smoked for years without stopping.

Plus, my dad had random drug tests for work and he'd be fired on the spot if he failed...so he drank lots of cranberry juice before they'd give him a test, and guess what? He's had the job for 20+ years.

Actually I do and I will show you why without hesitation . First of all, THC is fat soluble, not water soluble. You can't flood your body with water or fluids and clean it out like you would pressure wash your driveway. The rate at which THC metabolites are eliminated in urine is governed by your kidneys' glomerular filtration rate. Once properly hydrated, you cannot increase the GFR by increasing fluid intake. If you keep drinking and drinking fluids and your body didn't regulate itself, you would die. To control this, your kidneys will pull water from the body and eliminate it to make up for the excess fluids you are drinking. During this whole process, you will not make your kidneys work better because you are taking in excess fluids and going to the bathroom more often. You did not increase how effective your kidneys are eliminating THC metabolites from the blood. All you did was increase the amount of water in your urine.

When you drink a lot of fluids on the day of the test, this is know as the dilution method. You are not passing the test because you cleaned your body of THC metabolites. What you have done is you have decreased the concentration of THC metabolites in the urine by increasing water. Most drug tests are not zero tolerance. Most drug tests use a cutoff on immunoassay of 50 ng of THC metabolites per ml of urine. Some tests will use a different cutoff but we will stick to this one. If you increase the mls of urine your body is prducing an hour, your THC metabolite concentration will drop. For example, if your body is eliminating 25,000 ng of THC metabolites an hour and 50 mls of urine an hour, your THC concentration is 25,000 divided by 50 mls for a level of 500 ng/ml. That would be a failure. If you take in excess fluids on the day of the test and produce 500 mls of urine an hour your concentration is now 25,000 divided by 500 for a level of 50ng/ml.

Your dad passed because he diluted, not because he cleaned himself out. He increased the amount of fluid in his urine and the concentration of THC metabolites dropped. Same amount of THC metabolites were there when he got to work that day, only after being told of the drug test, he increased fluid intake, increased fluid in the urine, drop in concentration. Cranberry juice is a mild diuretic and also has mild anti-septic properties in the urinary tract (why women subject to frequent urinary tract infections sometimes drink a lot of cranberry juice). It doesn't clean you out though.

Some THC metabolites are eliminated through sweating but very very little. Most THC metabolites are actually eliminated from your body by your liver, bile, and feces. Aerobic exercise can help you burn more THC metabolites from your body because THC is fat soluble and if you increase fat cell turnover, this can help. So it is the aerobic exercise burning calories that is important, not the sweat you get from the aerobics.

RIH, have you taken any advanced level college classes on the human body?

Anyway, thank you for playing human physiology.

[birdgirl73]

You have no idea what you're talking about.

RIH, you just received very patient, thorough information from the one person on these boards who knows more about drug testing, lab results, and human medical-lab physiology than anyone else who frequents this place. Feel free to read his past posts or look at his profile if you'd like more of a hint as to just how well qualified he is. He frankly deserves your gratitude--if not your unmitigated awe--rather than your claims that he doesn't know what he's talking about. He does indeed know. Seems to me you were very lucky that he even took the time to explain it so graciously to you after your response to him.

[Jaerl]

Wow....

Thank you FakeBoobsRule, yer post helped me alot even though i didnt post about it..

Rep. points 4 u:thumbsup:

[FakeBoobsRule]

Look at his profile if you'd like more of a hint as to just how well qualified he is. He frankly deserves your gratitude--if not your unmitigated awe--rather than your claims that he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Birdgirl, you're awesome! I would rep you but I gotta spread it around first. Thanks angel.

[birdgirl73]

Anytime, my friend. Much respect to you!

[whats good]

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[FakeBoobsRule]

Ok, you wanna get THC out of your system? All u need are 3 things, A diuretic(water, tea, gatorade), niacin, and access to a sauna. Keep drinking lots fluids, preferably the aforementioned drinks. Hit the sauna at least twice a day, the more the better/faster. Before u hop in take two niacin(1000mg). Once u start to feel it, hop in the sauna for at least 20 min. The longer the better. Remember to keep hydrated!
Niacin opens your blood vessels, even the tiniest capillaries will see a 100% increase in blood flow. The sauna will make u sweat, a lot, raise your metabolism, raise your BP and heart rate. This combined with the extra blood flow, will clean u up quick. It will seroiusly dehydrate u though, so drink a lot and piss a lot. Its not a bad idea to take some aspirin, too, having thin blood is easy on everything.

Oh, where to start. So many things, so much bad advice. First, your take aspirin because it thins your blood. Although aspirin is called a "blood thinner" guess what. It does not change the viscosity of the blood whatsoever. It affects clotting times but not if your blood is thick like cake batter or thin like water. Aspirin on the day of the test is useful depending on what brand of immunoassay is used, but not because it thins your blood and makes it easier on your body.

Very little THC is eliminated through sweat. Sweating is your body's respond to increased body temperature or being nervous. A huge waste of time.

Niacin is an urban legend that does nothing. Some people will swear by it but they usually are using the dilution method as well. To conduct any valid scientific experiment, you can only change one variable. Two variable scientific experiments are useless.

[whats good]

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