lol, ok mate, here's the deal. Smoking weed in a pipe is not like smoking tobacco in a pipe.

You chop the bud up quite finely first. Then fill the bowl. Then toke on it an hold the lighter on it until it's smoking nicely. don't burn it too much, because the smoke will come through too hot. Just burn it lightly as you toke.

make sure you take the smoke into your lungs properly too.

if you don't inhale, you don't get high

happy tokin