funny text message

[budsmoker only]

i dunno why but my friend sent me this message and i thought it was funny

"how is it that you can sue a cigarette company for cancer, and mcdonalds for getting fat, but you cant sue BUDWEISER for all UGLY people you fucked!!"..

i was stoned and started laughing all kinds in class... which got me some weird looks..

budsmoker only Reviewed by budsmoker only on 03-14-2007. funny text message i dunno why but my friend sent me this message and i thought it was funny "how is it that you can sue a cigarette company for cancer, and mcdonalds for getting fat, but you cant sue BUDWEISER for all UGLY people you fucked!!".. i was stoned and started laughing all kinds in class... which got me some weird looks.. Rating: 5

[Nocturnal Stoner]

tell your mate, good one. Is that from experience though? lol

[halfassedjediknight]

ive been pretty drunk in my time and still capable of knowing if im boning a gorgeous woman or a total hog.

"dude i was drunk.." is a total empty excuse!

[budsmoker only]

true, but i still think gurls are better looking when im ddrunk... haha..

[halfassedjediknight]

thats just passiveness kickin in!

unless youre truely desperate.
i wouldnt bone a totally unattractive woman no matter how smashed i was.

[smokinballer]

good joke, I guess. But those people who try to blame companies for stupid decisions that they have made with their lives are ridiculous.

[reality0]

thanks for the good laugh :thumbsup:

[Samwhore]

lol, I got a text saying "pay attention" today when the guy texting me found out I was in class.

but nice joke

[budsmoker only]

lol, I got a text saying "pay attention" today when the guy texting me found out I was in class.

but nice joke

shit i had to read that a lot to understand... haha.. :stoned:

[Samwhore]

shit i had to read that a lot to understand... haha.. :stoned:

the wording was a little difficult