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03-14-2007, 01:54 PM #1OPSenior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. This also means we arn't able to smoke in our shared kitchen which sucks 'cos it's where we hang out the most.
Anyway, that wouldn't bother me so bad but this dude gets weirder and weirder by the day. For one, he talks to himself. Now that's no biggy, lots of people do it, but we're talking full on conversations with yourself. Also, when he talks it's too fuckin' fast to understand. Like 600 words per minute. A machine gun of speech. When he plays games like Call of Duty 3 you can hear him mumbling commands to the on-screen allies.
It's only gotten extra freaky recently. Apparently he was drunk and ordered a hunting knife off Ebay. He keeps coming into the kitchen with this thing which is the biggest, dirtiest looking blade i've ever seen straight out of Predator, sharpening it loudly right behind us and waving it around with this manic grin. He keeps doing it and my girlfriend is proper paranoid around knives thanks to some bad childhood memories so gets worked up, but he does it more 'cos he seems to have some kind of fetish for terrifying women (he's done it before). It fucks me over. Then yesterday, we're drinking up getting ready to go out and he suddenly runs in and wraps a plastic bag around my best mate's face (his face, not his head) like he's trying to "silence" him or something.
It's just immensely fucked. This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers. My girls saying she doesn't feel safe with him down the hall. The kick in the teeth is, like I said, he doesn't smoke so every now and again when he drinks he starts saying shit he really means, like stumbling into the room we're smoking in and going 'alright losers?' So the fact he feels this way AND he's a giant, raving psychotic/possible rapist means there's always a chill of paranoia in the air.
Bit fucked. I just needed to share it. You don't understand... He smells our fear.B.Basher Reviewed by B.Basher on . Insane soldier in my halls I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. Rating: 5
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03-14-2007, 02:03 PM #2Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
Dang mate, sounds like a right nut job there! Could you speak to someone about getting him kicked outta your gaff? Sign a petition or something or just tell em straight this guy freaks you out and that you're scared for your safety. If I were you I'd buy a lock for your bedroom door and maybe invest in a few bear traps!
Peace
Buddy
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03-14-2007, 02:10 PM #3Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
The halls at a uni? I'm not familiar with these terms but I'm guessing you all share the same kitchen at college. I would talk to whoever is in charge of your building...*Stares at buddymyfriends avatar* lol. Um, talk to whoever is in charge or has power assigning/reassigning peoples rooms about this insane fucking robocop drunk waving knives and what you could do about it without pissing him off so he doesn't kill you... Otherwise, that's a really bad situation man :X At least you have someone to keep you on your feet?
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03-14-2007, 02:13 PM #4Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
Everybody should own atleast one gun, because of people like this. Is that a stormtrooper fucking the princess from Aladin in the ass?
\"Where I come from, you don\'t blow no harp, you don\'t get no pussy.\" Willie Brown
\"I didn\'t mean to kill nobody, I just meant to shoot the son-of-a-bitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord.\" - R.L. Burnside
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03-14-2007, 02:13 PM #5Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
My brother is just like that, only he's a Marine, and it's like that with his gun. It doesn't help calm my fears that he was the top rifleman in his class, either...
Lock your doors at night!
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03-14-2007, 02:16 PM #6Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
My exhusband was like that. Army dicks.
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03-14-2007, 02:31 PM #7Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
well, he's double jeporday, he cant complain about the roomie cuz maybe he might try and bust them. Just go get a bigger knife, LoL
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03-14-2007, 03:13 PM #8Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
Originally Posted by bucknuts1870
Peace
Buddy
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03-14-2007, 03:28 PM #9Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
Originally Posted by B.Basher
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03-14-2007, 09:29 PM #10Senior Member
Insane soldier in my halls
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
The army has lots of great people in it, but i had a few roomies that were fucked in the head.
Why don't you complain to your hall staff or something?
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