I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. This also means we arn't able to smoke in our shared kitchen which sucks 'cos it's where we hang out the most.

Anyway, that wouldn't bother me so bad but this dude gets weirder and weirder by the day. For one, he talks to himself. Now that's no biggy, lots of people do it, but we're talking full on conversations with yourself. Also, when he talks it's too fuckin' fast to understand. Like 600 words per minute. A machine gun of speech. When he plays games like Call of Duty 3 you can hear him mumbling commands to the on-screen allies.

It's only gotten extra freaky recently. Apparently he was drunk and ordered a hunting knife off Ebay. He keeps coming into the kitchen with this thing which is the biggest, dirtiest looking blade i've ever seen straight out of Predator, sharpening it loudly right behind us and waving it around with this manic grin. He keeps doing it and my girlfriend is proper paranoid around knives thanks to some bad childhood memories so gets worked up, but he does it more 'cos he seems to have some kind of fetish for terrifying women (he's done it before). It fucks me over. Then yesterday, we're drinking up getting ready to go out and he suddenly runs in and wraps a plastic bag around my best mate's face (his face, not his head) like he's trying to "silence" him or something.

It's just immensely fucked. This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers. My girls saying she doesn't feel safe with him down the hall. The kick in the teeth is, like I said, he doesn't smoke so every now and again when he drinks he starts saying shit he really means, like stumbling into the room we're smoking in and going 'alright losers?' So the fact he feels this way AND he's a giant, raving psychotic/possible rapist means there's always a chill of paranoia in the air.

Bit fucked. I just needed to share it. You don't understand... He smells our fear.
B.Basher Reviewed by B.Basher on . Insane soldier in my halls I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. Rating: 5