Quote Originally Posted by lagstronaut
I have (what I think and what all my friends think is) a 35 year old pornstar living in the unit attached to my unit. She has the best fucking ass I've ever seen with my own 2 eyes and she is the typical blonde tanned hot ass pornstar type. Well dammit if she doesn't feel the need to hump her boyfriends brains out whenever I am taking a shower. Their bedroom would be the room attached to the otherside of my bathroom, so needless to say I could pick my Jenna Doe out of a lineup based on orgasm moans alone.

Dude I can beat that one, my little cousin used to live in this neborhood in AZ. Its the middle of the desert and theres mansions and man made lakes at everyone back door very posh, very rich. Anyway one day we was bar-b-qing and a couple nebors come over, actualt there was about 10 nebors total. Any way I see this georgouse blond woman walking up from the house across the street. I see her get closer and closer and I cant stop staring shes soo beutiful when all the sudden she says high. Imedatly I recognize the voice and she gets closer at this point evry thing in my head is going slowmotion. She takes off her sunglasses and I say "Hi Holy Shit Your Jenna Jameson", Fucking Jeanna Jameson lives right across the street from my little cousin. imp: imp: