Quote Originally Posted by soteksguard
I vote that you buy a bottle of kahlua, cover the slide, pour the booze in, and let it sit for a day or two.

I bet it'll smell like coffee
If that doesn't work, you might be better off getting a piece that won't smell permanantly after a years use even after good cleaning. Not trying to rag on you or your piece, that thing looks pretty cool but anything that's even somewhat absorbant shouldn't be used as a smoking device.