Stoner inventions

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

i made these super awesome oatmeal cookies with cranberries and chocolate chips once. but they stuck to the baking pan so they didnt look super awesome

hahaha, I was gonna say that sounds really good but nevermiinndd.

alright so this might not actually be an invention since it already exists but i invented a pretty fucking good alternative use out of it

it goes like this...

you get a nice shiny spoon, hold the bowl side facing up between the tip of your thumb and the top of your index finger. now lets say you need to get that remote control on the desk...but it's such an overused, old-routined move...you can now change this, by resting the lower part of the bowl side of the spoon on the table, and manoeuvering the other tip of the spoon under the remote control.

this is where it gets fun, you jerk the spoon up and send the remote in the air, and you catch it with your feet. yes otherwise you're not a real.

it can be hours and hours of fun and pleasure

[Kid Dynamite]

I invented a smoking method.

You poke a whole in the side of a plastic bottle, and put a joint in it. and smoke like that. It works so good. Great for when it gets to the roach.

dude you didn't invent that lol. We used to smoke like that all the time with solid we used to call them zoomies. They're pretty nasty and harsh...however we finally realised we could stick an empty pen in the hole, fill the bottle with water, and smoke water zoomies! Much better idea...