Brown Shoes Don't Make It (Zappa)


Brown shoes don't make it
Brown shoes don't make it
Quit school, why fake it?
Brown shoes don't make it?

TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're , he's *too weird*

Be a plumber He's a bummer
He's a bummer every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care

Smile at every *ugly*
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work

Do your job, and do it right
Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
Do you love it, do you hate it?
There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)

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