^you could always pick up some of those finger condoms, and she can put one on. Ive experimented with anal play and i have never ended up smelling or seeing anything unpleasant before. Having a bowel movement first is supposed to be a good idea, but that sounds counterintuitive to me...if you just took a shit, wouldn't there be some traces left in the area you would be, uh, penetrating? anyways...