A fantasy.

[Samwhore]

ill blow you if you turn the corner...NOW!

Samwhore Reviewed by Samwhore on 03-15-2007. A fantasy. You've been home on vacation since you're a work-aholic by day stoner at night. Your house is totally clean, your things, well organized, man you just have nothing to really do but perhaps sit and smoke. You decide to step outside on your balcony, breathe the fresh spring air, the day is so wonderful already and its only 9:37am. You decide to go for a walk and pick up the mail on the way in. Starting out your dwelling you turned right walking down toward the park. Noticing the Rating: 5

[napolitana869]

hahahaha

[Prunedale]

RRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!. The Wanna be slams the brakes with no remorse for whose behind him and jerks the wheel. For a brief moment time seems to stand still as she is terrified. The wannabe parks that taxi like Ace Ventura "like a glove" and in a zip he's out the car and in the back seat ready for service.
Only to find that she has hit her head on the polycarbonate shield protecting the taxi driver from potential robbers. She was out cold, and his peter, well, shriveled as a ... well you get the picture..... When suddenly.... Sam... Take it away.

[Samwhore]

the guy she was supposed to meet at the airport magically rescues her out of the car, she now is laying down on the sidewalk,

But the robbers took the drivers little winky, shriveled like a raisin, and left the driver still in the car! the robbers run far far away, and walk into a meat butcher shop..........

[Prunedale]

So the cab driver ends up dying because really he had nothing to live for anymore. Somehow these robbers that the plexiglass was supposed to surpress showed up and took his "thing" hmmmm. Got mixed up on that story but anyway, She's on the ground as Sam said and the guy was straight 24 Jack Bauer. He explains he was following her and that the guy thats dead had information about an LA nuclear attack. Suddenly.. BOOOOOOOOOM A huge mushroom hits Jack in the face... Well its a group of ladie fans throwing food at him.. What is this I thought everyone loved Jack.

[Samwhore]

Jack Bauer turns out to be jack from lost, now, on a deserted exotic island with lady fans still throwing food, mystery woman and jack start making a huge dildo made out of food and...

[Prunedale]

Jack Bauer turns out to be jack from lost, now, on a deserted exotic island with lady fans still throwing food, mystery woman and jack start making a huge dildo made out of food and...

Suddenly the passed out woman feels some energetic urge from within. She awakens! She doesn't know what is happening. Somehow she defy's gravity and begins floating toward the dildo. Her Pants suddenly and quite mysteriously rip off! Like basketball pants, thank god she was wearing underwear. And then!

[Samwhore]

the sweet aroma of weed takes over the island and every one gets the munchies!

they all start eating the edible dildo and as everyones pants are ripping....

[Prunedale]

The gay police show up and start arresting Jack. They mention they've seen him on tv and been waiting to get his ass..err hands in cuffs....err behind hard longeeer to justice.

After finishing the large edible dildo, the crowd is pleased and tired and goes home, the woman wonders where the hell that smell came from. With no pants on she decides to set out and find where that smell came from. As it was now gone. She starts out toward the park. She sits on a swing, and tries to think about what the fuck just happened and what the fuck this story is about. Then something odd occurs...

[Samwhore]

this is getting hard now,

the swing takes her on a magical adventure, back into the past, back to a few hours ago,

she can either

A.) get in the taxi or do it again,
or
B.) keep riding until she gets back into the present
or
C.) get on the plane