Hmmm..I reckon it would have to be pretty cold...
About the 100th post...don't worry about it..wait till you get to 1000+...*slaps head with open palm*...

Hmmm...sounds like a Kung Fu move...
"You wanna fight me?...I am master of 'Slaps Head-with-open-palm' technique....and your Kung Fu is weak! hahahahahahaha!" (typing out of sync, and sounds like it was typed in a toilet)
*flails arms and legs to sound of someone blowing into microphone*
*finishes flapping about, as camera zooms into grimaced face*

..err..I dunno..I kinda tripped out then lmfaooo
Move along people, there's nothing to see here....