damn you italian pies...

[koshea]

im eating a pizza and i wanna eat it so bad becuase...im...hungry...yeah hngry...heh....well nayways....i just took a bite and my mouth was engulfed in a mixed sensation of orgasmic flavor and scalding horrific pain from hot cheese and sauce and greece....damn you italians...a beautiful food....they could take over the world with burn mouthes from their pizzas....


pizza...the REAL weapons of mass destruction...


damn you bathroom light...

koshea Reviewed by koshea on 12-11-2004. damn you italian pies... im eating a pizza and i wanna eat it so bad becuase...im...hungry...yeah hngry...heh....well nayways....i just took a bite and my mouth was engulfed in a mixed sensation of orgasmic flavor and scalding horrific pain from hot cheese and sauce and greece....damn you italians...a beautiful food....they could take over the world with burn mouthes from their pizzas.... pizza...the REAL weapons of mass destruction... damn you bathroom light... Rating: 5

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Damn food and taste buds and noses damn them all...

I just had a bastard of a day. I am training for karate and going crazy still trying to fit in work and home and friends and christmas and parties and then........I got this overwhelming nauseas feeling in the middle of my training and felt like I was going to vomit. I realised this was due to not only the training but I had not eatin enough today and all the stress and excercise means I should get some food. But nooooooooo. First I must cab Mr Tater to his f@#$%n christmas get together, go shopping and cook dinner.

Loud crash and smashing sound....must go...

O.k I am back broken plate, screaming child, tears but no blood. Well when I finally sat down I ate my dinner so fast I was in pain.

Damn food.

And now I see your thread on pizza and think it's not fair I want some pizza but I can't.

Damn food.....

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, hunger flush during training sucks lol

I remember when I was in one of my Kung Fu classes...I was in the middle of 100 rapids punches. I always executed each punch with maximum force, but hadn't eaten a great deal that day....got to 76, I think, then the floor tipped over, and I fell off...

hehehe...heart palpitations and everything ...what a rush, duuuude

So yeah, aint it funny how Pizza goes from 'nuclear reactor heat' to 'Polar bears nuts' in the blink of an eye...

..and, when you bite the pointy-bit of the pizza triangle, you get that thing where the cheese all comes off in one bit...and slaps down onto yer chin...

..pizza can just FRO
(but I do like it)

[Mrs PotatoHead]

lmao Res

Oh yeah the punches they feel like they are never going to end...
just like this chat about pizza. What are you trying to do to me?

I like the polar bears nuts reference btw and it made me wonder what temperature would it need to be to send a polar bears nuts running for cover?

Oh my Oh my this is my 100th post and I am talking about polar bears nuts..

nuts!

[RESiNATE]

Hmmm..I reckon it would have to be pretty cold...
About the 100th post...don't worry about it..wait till you get to 1000+...*slaps head with open palm*...

Hmmm...sounds like a Kung Fu move...
"You wanna fight me?...I am master of 'Slaps Head-with-open-palm' technique....and your Kung Fu is weak! hahahahahahaha!" (typing out of sync, and sounds like it was typed in a toilet)
*flails arms and legs to sound of someone blowing into microphone*
*finishes flapping about, as camera zooms into grimaced face*

..err..I dunno..I kinda tripped out then lmfaooo
Move along people, there's nothing to see here....

[Mrs PotatoHead]

lmfao
hehehehe
Bwhahahahaha

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Nobody loves me
everybody hates me
I think I'll eat some worms
short ones, fat ones, long ones, skinny ones


Mmmm has anyone ever knowingly eatin a grub or something equally as disgusting? would it taste good on pizza?

[maryjanemama]

....damn you italians...a beautiful food....

I guess...you're welcome? Ok, I'm second generation, and my dad passed away so you missed out on his canollis. I'm pure Yank and don't even know how to spell canollis but someday I'll make you the best lasagna you've ever tasted!

Hmmmm, maybe that's what I'll bring to Res' Plateau.....

[RESiNATE]

Oooh..Lasagne..mmmmm...*drools like Homer*

..err..no mushrooms, though, MJM..they make me puke


lol

[KennabisCranium]

pizza and lasagna are definite yes. Especially the way my mom used to make them before she died (my mom was 100% Italian). But when my mom made eggplant parmegzan... get the fuck out of my way!