if you could turn into any animal...

[halfassedjediknight]

a chinchilla.

only because my old chinchilla used to be the best pet i ever had.

and i mean come on..they take baths in dust. how easy to stay clean.

[dutch.lover]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

lmao!!!!

what about blue whale penises? i bet they are the biggest!

[timothylearyisdead]

I would be a sloth, They are the chillest animals ever and they are adorable, there's no denying that.

[baisez le monde.]

A big fluffy lazy cat.

[cannabis=freedom]

lmao!!!!

what about blue whale penises? i bet they are the biggest!

Hey, I heard a blue whale's throat can't swallow anything bigger than a pea. I seriously pity blue whales if they never get deepthroated. Poor bastards. Maybe their wangs are of less girth than a pea, but that sucks too.

[Its a Plant]

Either a bird or a sloth. I really want to fly, but I think sloths sleep like 18 hours a day. Man that would be nice. ~

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

I would be a shark.

Roaming deep in the ocean.

[mamma puffpuff420]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

give us a break ol studley dudley

mwahahahahahah
j/k

[mamma puffpuff420]

id love 2 change in2 an eagle
for the freedom they have

[Jderringer]

i would be a whale;

so people would call me majestic instead of fat...

I think that's the funniest thing ever!