trailer park boys: "hey everybody! come over here for a second. i just want everybody to know that i'm drunk as fuck, driving around town drunk, i'm on dope, and i want you to call the police. i wanna go back to jail please. not only that but i have a loaded handgun here. i'm gonna start firing this off, so please call the cops."
hahaha i used that quote in one of my songs you can here on my link thing in my sig.