Your WORST experience that was related to Marijuana...

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OH YEAH and I got busted by the college cops when we were smoking a joint outside like with 15 people. It just happened to be in my hand when the cop came. And it was a roach. With like, half tobacco in it.
But since I went to a hippie college, I just had to go talk to the dean and go to the counseling center to assess my "drug problem." just so silly.

I mean, we rolled a ton of joints, obviously. It wasn't my weed, it was a friend's, but I wasn't gonna tell the cop that it was his.

[burnable]

hey devil, funny story but I don't think it's a direct relation to weed. Let me illustrate: if a predator came up to a kid and lured him into his car by means of some candy, I doubt anyone would say the whole incident was because of candy, and if candy weren't involved it wouldn't have happened. Your preference is weed, and it was involved in your incident, but if your preference was something else it still might have happened.

[FUNKNUGGET]

my worst experience...


getting robbed at gunpoint for a quarter pound of hydro white widow and $250...

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my worst experience...


getting robbed at gunpoint for a quarter pound of hydro white widow and $250...

Fuuuuuuckkk. That's horrible.

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i had a seizure after ripping a bong...but it wasnt the weed that caused it....

could have partially been the weeds fault but it wasnt completely the weeds fault.

[jonnyganjaseed]

worst experience...hmmm....

hands down would have to be the time when i when to my buddies house, smoked a big fat joint, then 15 minutes later, mum calls my phone and "wants to talk." i tell her we'll talk when i get home, she replies with "well i think you should come home right now" *click*

fuck. right? i know.

anyways, i come home because she sounded pretty irritated on the phone. i go up to my room, trying to avoid her. but wouldnt you know it, she knows i'm home and knocks on my door. i let her in and she sits down at my desk.

now for this next part, keep in mind that i'm high as a fucking kite and praying to god that she's too naive to notice that i'm baked.

immediately after sitting down, she says "it stinks in here." she pretends to sniff around the room and then goes straight for my backpack which i kept my bong, pipes, stash of weed, papers, etc.

"ewww!! its THIS thing! what the hell is in here?"

needless to say, when confronted with the evidence, its pointless to lie to your mother.

i "promised" to throw it away right then and there, but being as naive as she is, she never watched me "throw it away." so i just emptied the pack in the garage and threw just the bag away instead.

worst 20 minutes of my life, but i came out on top anyway.

[iDude]

I was smoking with some friends when we were confronted with under-cover cops at this late-night diner. They wanted to buy weed but asked in the loudest , most staged and annoying way possible. It was obvious they were no tokers. After denying everything we were then prodded for places... people... phone numbers... for coke, crack, heroin. It was fucked up to say the least and freaked everyone out a lot. The obviousness of our state was apparent as we sat absolutely quiet and finished our meals. Never ate there again.

Dude

[LittleLefty90]

But since I went to a hippie college, I just had to go talk to the dean and go to the counseling center to assess my "drug problem." just so silly.

Dude what college would that be cuz I would love to check that out

[The.Devil.Himself]

hey devil, funny story but I don't think it's a direct relation to weed. Let me illustrate: if a predator came up to a kid and lured him into his car by means of some candy, I doubt anyone would say the whole incident was because of candy, and if candy weren't involved it wouldn't have happened. Your preference is weed, and it was involved in your incident, but if your preference was something else it still might have happened.

That's no kind of logic! If my preference was coke, the thread would have a different title. If not for the WEED, i never would have come inside, hence there would be no story.

Maybe i'm missing something. I thought little kids getting lured by candy was a cliche for a reason? The CANDY got them into the car, and therfore resulted in the experience overall.

[The.Devil.Himself]

i had a seizure after ripping a bong...but it wasnt the weed that caused it....

could have partially been the weeds fault but it wasnt completely the weeds fault.

Been there myself, although 3 seperate occasions.

I only "do the funky chicken" for whatever reason when i toke up resin! Not all the time mind you.... 3 times in particular.

Always happens the same way... I take a fat resin rip, i get up while holding it in and before long i'm on the ground flopping about. First time tripped me way the hell out - luckily i feel right back onto my couch which broke my fall. I wasn't so lucky the other two occasions.