Ladies... if this happened to you...

[birdgirl73]

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

[Four50HP383Chevy]

haha, that's awesome. sorry slut!

[slipknotpsycho]

i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"

[slipknotpsycho]

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

yeah lol, it don't work that way when both parties are FUBAR'd...

[halo]

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

She was probably drunk too.

[big smoke07]

Lol, good shit.

[MOBABN]

i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"

hahahahahahaha fuck man i almost pissed myself.

[smoke it]

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back.

lol. why use big fancy words? just say he had whiskey dick :glugglug:

[TX Girl]

lmao! EWWWWWWWWWW.

Proud to say no one has ever puked on me. Except for me of course. And I kicked my ass for it, too

[dutch.lover]

my boyfriend once came all over me from my belly button up when he was drunk once... puking would be definitely worse though...

edit to say that what he did was comparable to puking, because he came about 2 litres....ALL over me!!