Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"
hahahahahahaha fuck man i almost pissed myself.