The Match Game

[Samwhore]

I have nothing better to do either, thats why im on cann.

but have nothing to do here

[slipknotpsycho]

jack threads as usual o.0

[birdgirl73]

Well, I'm flattered, both at the idea that Del-Norm feels inspired--and at the idea of being seduced by food talk, Slip. I know P4B and Skink can both cook, too. I'm not sure about Geonagual, but we'd have hiking and nature walks even if he couldn't, and he likes rocks and geological things. What about a plural marriage? And Slip, you can cook to your heart's content in my kitchen. It's nice. Viking commercial-style range. My new Shun knives. Calphalon and All-Clad cookware. A big Sub-Zero fridge. Plenty of chopping blocks, sinks, and nice dishes. I think you could be very happy here, and I could be very happy with over-salted food. I'm a salt-aholic. Seriously.

That does it. Who's going to break the news to Dave Byrd? Frankly, with food in the picture, he's quite likely to throw this marriage wide open and look the other way. He likes me pretty well. But he loves food.

[Samwhore]

jack threads as usual o.0

theres no one to jack with:wtf:

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0 bring me to your house lol... i'll make you shit you never dreamed possible... (well, according to every compliment i've ever gotten... i'm actually usually very insecure about my talents... which only my wife actually knows so no, people aren't just tellin me that to not hurt me [incase anyone brought that up])

a good set of knives is a chefs best fuckin friend.... i have one good knife... =/ i think ima have to buy me a good set when i get my money in...

personally i perfer a WELL balanced, non-serated (easy to sharpen, generally easier to make precise cuts as well, as longs as it's sharp) and won't tear up foods and serated blades will tear up some foods... (cooked chicken for one, bread, there's quite a few the serated edge will rip more than cut tho)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

What about a plural marriage?

even as a small child he had a hard time sharing.

[birdgirl73]

Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?

Slip, you'd go nuts up here. You seriously would. And I'd gain the weight everyone's been eager to have me put back on. I think the problem has been that I have been doing the cooking until now. (If I cook it, I'm not very interested in eating it.)

Here's an important screening question: If I bring Slip on to cook for me while I continue this selection process, how many of you will still want to be match-candidates for me when I weigh 250 pounds? Who's in this game from thin to thick????

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...

o.0 i'm the same way tho... and everyoen i know who actually cooks for a family.. weird how that works.. you make the food and all of a sudden you're not hungry...

i mean you can be puking-hungry... coook for the family, then all of a sudden... you don't care to eat anymore >.< it irritates me so bad...i can take about 3-4 bites of my own food before i lost all intrest.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?

alas, with a heavy heart i must decline the honor. i could never share you with these mere mortals, the very thought of it is more than i can bear. my delicious cream sauces will never touch your sweet lips, my thousand delectable lamb recipes must follow me to my grave.

i am preparing now my final act. filling my largest bong to overflowing, i will leap to my doom. drowning my sorrow for this unrequited love.:bonghit:


or maybe not

[Skink]

Bizz and BFA
Geo and Kind Princess
Birdie and MastaCronic
Skink and Sensiride
MrsGj and Stinky