Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?
alas, with a heavy heart i must decline the honor. i could never share you with these mere mortals, the very thought of it is more than i can bear. my delicious cream sauces will never touch your sweet lips, my thousand delectable lamb recipes must follow me to my grave.

i am preparing now my final act. filling my largest bong to overflowing, i will leap to my doom. drowning my sorrow for this unrequited love.:bonghit:


or maybe not