Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?

Slip, you'd go nuts up here. You seriously would. And I'd gain the weight everyone's been eager to have me put back on. I think the problem has been that I have been doing the cooking until now. (If I cook it, I'm not very interested in eating it.)

Here's an important screening question: If I bring Slip on to cook for me while I continue this selection process, how many of you will still want to be match-candidates for me when I weigh 250 pounds? Who's in this game from thin to thick????