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03-12-2007, 02:19 PM #9Junior Member
how to find out if your a true scot
:rastasmoke:
Originally Posted by bluntblaze
you should only really read this if your from scotland otherwise itll be like reading a foreign language:wtf: give it a go anyway
Are you Scottish? You know you are a true Scot if...........
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan,
Milngavie,Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Strathaven, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer
blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories -
pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like
him,in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Chapel./Church
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n
chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer
pals.
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these
words;
howzit hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
And finally......
A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just > came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist
ma haun's ah'm heatin'. :rastasmoke:
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