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20. Ye knew wat the buisness end of the sheep was when ye were wee

I am sending this to my dad.
OMG.
MAy I just say for the record, a belated happy Burns Night... I went to a GREAT Burns Night celebration recently... due to board of health regs prohibiting the sale of 'variety meats' at restaurants in my area, they made the haggis for display only (the chef took the thing home with him, lucky bastard), and cooked 'lazy haggis' for the rest of us. Fuckers.
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . how to find out if your a true scot you should only really read this if your from scotland otherwise itll be like reading a foreign language:wtf: give it a go anyway Are you Scottish? You know you are a true Scot if........... 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Strathaven, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Rating: 5