HAHAHAHAHA
20. Ye knew wat the buisness end of the sheep was when ye were wee

I am sending this to my dad.
OMG.
MAy I just say for the record, a belated happy Burns Night... I went to a GREAT Burns Night celebration recently... due to board of health regs prohibiting the sale of 'variety meats' at restaurants in my area, they made the haggis for display only (the chef took the thing home with him, lucky bastard), and cooked 'lazy haggis' for the rest of us. Fuckers.