I just stood up...!!!

[RESiNATE]

Some people say, "Cor! Aren't you tall!"
I say, "Cor! Aren't you observant!"

Some people say, "Cor! I bet it's cold up there!"
I say, "Cold, it may be...but at least I don't have to go around talking to people's belly-buttons!"

Some people say, "Cor! I bet the air is cleaner up there!"
I say, "Certainly. Especially as I've just farted down there!"

I was walking through a shop, one day, and saw this bloke - I'm 6'4", and my head only came to his shoulder!
He must've been a good 7ft tall
I said, "Don't ya just hate door-ways!"

How we laughed...

[Euphoric]

has anyone read the BFG by roald dahl?

[GHoSToKeR]

"so I've got sweet fuck all to do..."

Love the way you U.K. guys talk. Teddy on TalkBlade sounds like that.

Is that you Teddy?

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Nope.. At least, I don't think i'm Teddy. Am I?

[Imotep]

has anyone read the BFG by roald dahl?

i read one about pheasants.
and one where someone had a broke arm.
and another few...

[Imotep]

*clasps hands*
o please dont let me get verbal diareeea
*eats lots of wild herbs to stave off sickness*

[ermitonto]

I'm not too tall, but not too short, and not too flat as a board either (looks down at hairy man-boobs).