Some people say, "Cor! Aren't you tall!"
I say, "Cor! Aren't you observant!"

Some people say, "Cor! I bet it's cold up there!"
I say, "Cold, it may be...but at least I don't have to go around talking to people's belly-buttons!"

Some people say, "Cor! I bet the air is cleaner up there!"
I say, "Certainly. Especially as I've just farted down there!"

I was walking through a shop, one day, and saw this bloke - I'm 6'4", and my head only came to his shoulder!
He must've been a good 7ft tall
I said, "Don't ya just hate door-ways!"

How we laughed...