Are YOU a stoner?? And also..

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My definition of a stoner...hmm..
you know youre a stoner when....
1. the only reason you work is to score some bud, get by...and save enough to score some more "just in case"
2. Sometimes you dont want to go out at all, and all you want to do is just chill, but all of a sudden you get a call from your smoking buddy asking if you want to smoke. If youre reply is hell yea...
3. When hanging out with your friends, and you guys are doing nothing eventfull, you start to get impatient/bored and cant think of anything you'd rather do than to rip some bong hits/smoke a joint/smoke a blunt
4.There are a couple of numbers on your cell phone that are specifically "420 crowd" and the only reason you call one another is to either score some green or smoke..
5. When 420 comes around or you simply hear the term 420 and you automatically think of mary jane and how you wish you were coughing with her and sometimes make the attempt to smoke at 420 regardless of your location..

By those standards, I guess that would make me a stoner. One, two, and three are so true for me. Plus, I think if ever given the chance, I would let my dealer do whatever the fuck he wants with my body.

But as far as the original poster's criteria, I've always been a fuck-up, even when I didn't smoke.

[absurdity...]

No but really, I think of myself as a hardcore pothead. I guess other people would think that too. I don't know why I would have looked like one yesterday when i went to apply for a job, and the kid at the counter said, "they really do drug tests. But I think a guy didn't pass his and he still got hired." I thought that was really chill of him and I'm taking precautions and not smoking for a little bit because that story seems silly and I would rather work behind the pharmacy counter than the regular cash register, and they have got to be more stringent about it.
But I want to smoke him out. my first day.